A couple of weeks after its announcement, many are still wondering what the bloody hell is the upcoming FHM Bro-Con event.
And you know what, we kind of understand them. The details were left a little bit hazy, we know.
Think of the San Diego Comic-Con, a popular multi-genre entertainment gathering, only instead of the rarest paperbacks, coolest toys, biggest comic celebrities, and all contemporary traces of pop culture, MOA's SMX Convention Center on July 11 will be filled with the finest Filipinas, your fellow bros, and all the manliest things possible.
Think of The Man Show, a soiree, the Men's Fashion Week—for all your manly clothing essentials—and the Tanduay Rhum Rockfest, all rolled into one big, heaping gourmet burger. That, our friends, is the FHM Bro-Con.
Actually, one doesn't really need to understand the references above to have a grasp of what will happen at this one-of-its-kind convention. To put it simply: All you really have to know is we'll be celebrating all the reasons why it's great to be a man!
But to help you figure it out some more, we've prepared a short guide to having a blast at the manliest bro-event of the year!
1) RUB ELBOWS WITH FHM BABES
The Bro-Con will have some of the Sexiest Women in the Land roaming the halls of the SMX, giving everyone the chance to mingle with them! On top of that, there will be a number of autograph-signing-meet-and-greet sessions wherein you can bring your dusty, 15-year-old collection and have it immortalized with a couple of signatures!
2) ...AND HAVE SELFIES WITH THEM
Nandoon na kayo eh, sulitin niyo na! Just don't get too touchy...
3) BRING THE WHOLE GANG
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For just P150 per head, you can actually take with you your whole 'kada somewhere where you can relive the joys and inanities of youth gone by. That high school varsity team reunion you've been planning for ages? What about that very much-deserved department break after a dreaded, toxic work-week? Blow off some steam by spending your Saturday at this grand festival!
4) TRY OUT MANLY EVENTS
Our generous sponsors have a boatload of testosterone-loaded activities in store for the FHM Nation. A half-court for those who want to go Kobe Paras and play 3 on 3 with newfound friends; or an arcade punching machine for boxing aficionados? We, ourselves, still have no idea what these folks have put together, only it's going to be EPIC. Blow us away, sirs...
5) ROCK OUT
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Just when you thought things can't get any better, the Bro-Con will entertain you more with the help of Chicosci, Spongecola, Sandwich and Ebe Dancel. Imagine "Sugod" blasting away in the background while you try to chat up that FHM Babe you really like. #PerfectMoment
6) CHUG, CHUG, CHUG
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What's a man convention without booze? Though, as public service announcements always remind us, we encourage responsible drinking so you can enjoy the party and not be forcibly dragged outside by our bouncers. This is gonna be a chill event, bro, so no bad vibes or unruly inebriated people allowed.
7) TAKE HOME AWESOME MAN GOODIES
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Obviously, the Lambo is just to get your attention, but who doesn't love free stuff? Get ready to take home an assortment of top-of-the-line freebies via raffles and random giveaways, just like an adult male version of McDonald's Happy Meal toys!
Only the best for you, FHM Nation!
Convinced yet? We'll tease you some more event info in the next few days. For now, you can go to SM Tickets to ensure your attendance!
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