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A First-Person Shooter Movie, The 'Indirect Sex Partners Calculator,' And 13 Other Things A Man Must Know This Week!

This week's man news recap is explosive--in more ways than one!
by Mars Salazar | Sep 18, 2015
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A first-person shooter movie, a one-of-a-kind calculator that's both kinky and eye-opening, and the beauty that is Kate Upton—all that and loads more in this week's dose of man knowledge!

Read on and be up to speed on man-tastic things, gents!

, the first-ever POV action movie, looks, well, pretty damn hardcore. Imagine a hyper-realistic trailer of your favorite shooter games, complete with loads of gore, seemingly endless ammo, and weapon-stealing. If you want your movies bloody, you better check this out!

If you ever find yourself in North Korea (pretty unlikely, but who knows, right?), you shouldn’t miss a chance to ride the country’s waves. Yep, surfing in North Korea looks pretty rad, and the Good Leader has capitalized on it by allowing an eight-day surfing safari across the country. How’s that for an adventure of a lifetime?

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Ariana Grande showcased her glorious voice on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, belting out goosebump-inducing renditions of “Mary Had A Little Lamb” a la Britney Spears and “The Wheels On The Bus” Christina Aguilera style. Say what you want about her, but you can’t deny that she’s got some amazing vocal chops.

In case you’ve forgotten, Robin Padilla has pulled out of MMFF candidate Nilalang, which also stars our June 2015 Cover Girl Maria Ozawa. But don’t fear—the film’s still in the works! Robin, however, has been replaced by Cesar Montano, who’ll hopefully finish filming until the very end.

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Real talk: How many chicks have you done it with? One? Three? Seven? Ten? Thirty? This calculator tells you how many people you’ve indirectly had sexual contact with—and it’s a lot more than your real number. Practice safe sex, everyone.

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In this age of instant everything, we sometimes forget the raw materials and the labor that come with making every single little thing we take for granted. Watch this dude’s video to see just how much collective effort it takes to make one single chicken sandwich from scratch!

Gentlemen, whatever you do, don’t mess with your girlfriends or wives: They can go from "girl of your dreams" to "bitch from my nightmares" real quick. Just like this 22-year-old lady, who burned her boyfriend’s penis with a hair straightener after finding out that he cheated on her with his ex. "To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn't look too bad, it just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat," the lady told the police. Uhm, yeah.

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Speaking of a man's nether regions, if you’re unlucky, you can get scrotal lymphedema, which can make your testicles swell to watermelon-sized proportions. Gives a whole new meaning to "you’ve got big balls," eh?

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Hafthor Bjornsson, a.k.a. "The Mountain" from Game of Thrones, may be one of the strongest dudes in real life, but he was no match at all for pro arm wrestler Devon Larratt, who’s significantly smaller and lighter. Looks can be deceiving, gents.

There’s still hope for all you left-swiping dudes out there dreaming of their Tinderellas! "I was killing time swiping while traveling for work in a city (Chicago) 700 miles from where I live," wrote Reddit user Lagger. "Just out of curiosity/boredom I messaged a girl about one of her travel photos. Subsequently I told her I would take her to China if she took me to New Zealand. She agreed. We have been flying to see each other each weekend for the past 6 months and landed in Beijing yesterday. We're booked for New Zealand in February. She hasn't tried to murder me yet and still has not revealed any signs of being a bot. I honesty have not been happier." #MayForever

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When we were kids, we learned all about Homo Erectus and Homo Sapiens. Now we have a new kind of Homo to remember: Homo Naledi. Recently discovered in Africa, it features a mix of primitive and human-like features, with little differences between males and females. Welcome to the 21st century, Homo Naledi!

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A true man knows that it’s not good sex if your woman doesn’t come. The problem? Your girl’s tendency to feel stressed in bed. Lesson of the story: make her feel good, guys, and make sure she believes it.

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Hyundai recently came out with the N 2025 Gran Turismo, an eco-friendly supercar that truly deserves being named after the iconic video game. "Already undergoing a punishing testing, engineering and development regime, the new car is building up to its final rally-specification ahead of its debut at the start of the 2016 FIA World Rally Championship at Rallye Monte Carlo." Excuse our drool.

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Say what you want about Kate Upton, but she’s still our girl. Just look at her latest Instagram photos—she obviously hasn't lost an ounce of hotness.

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And just to prove that our love for Kate really knows no bounds, here’s another sizzling hot video of her, this time for Sports Illustrated. You’re welcome, gentlemen.

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