Coffee not doing its job? We know how you feel, fellow Monday non-fans. So here's a dose of awesome that's better than any double shot of espresso you could lay your lips on: FHM's Best Of The Weekend!
#PUSO LIVES ON: Lakers' Fil-Am rookie Jordan Clarkson wants to play for Gilas
The Los Angeles Lakers' 22-year-old Fil-Am rookie point guard, Jordan Clarkson, expressed his desire to play for the national team as reported by Interaksyon.com, saying: “It definitely would mean a lot. It’s just one of those things you want to do, like how I want to make my city proud and make that country proud as well.”
The dude can play:
MEET DC COMICS' VERY OWN CHRISTIAN GREY: Batman stars in "Fifty Shades Of Wayne"
YouTube features a lot of mash-up videos. But our recent favorite is this one where Christian Bale subs in for Jamie Dornan's Mr. Grey in the infamous Fifty Shades trailer:
Video via Josh Meeter
DAAAMN GIRL: Model shows off "pregnancy abs"
This is Sarah Stage, a 30-year-old model from Costa Rica:
Upon first glance, she looks just like any other hot South American model. But over the weekend, she upstaged every pregnant woman in the world by showing off her nearly non-existent eight-and-a-half month baby bump. She's so fit that her abs stayed where they were prior to getting pregnant. Eight-and-a-half months!
PINOY PRIDE, INCOMING: Filipino cigarette vendor creates high-def speakers
Anthony Leuterio, who sold cigarettes as a kid, invented his own line of high-definition speakers in 2014—and since has sold 8,000 units of his system. What's amazing was he sold cigarettes in the street as a kid. With hard work, he finished an Electronic Engineering course in Mapua, which eventually led to the creation of his speakers.
Watch his inspiring story here:
FAIL OF THE WEEKEND: Justin Melton's "blind-fail dunk"
HAIL TO THE CHIEF: Talk N' Text retires Jimmy Alapag's jersey
Image via PBA
Jimmy Alapag, who announced his retirement in January, was accorded one of the highest honors a team can give a player: have his jersey retired. The Talk N' Text franchise retired the Mighty Mouse's No.3 jersey yesterday during halftime of the PBA All-Star game at Puerto Prinsesa in Palawan.
In an ABS-CBN report, Jimmy said: "It has always been my dream, bata pa lang ako, to be here with all these incredible people in this incredible league. I feel so very blessed these past 12 years to have been a part of the PBA's rich history."
LADIES BE LIP-SYNCING: Three women rocking out to "Bohemian Rhapsody"
We like Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." We like hot girls. So when we saw these hot girls lip-syncing to "Bohemian Rhapsody," we were hooked!
Video via SketchShe
THIS WEEK ON TOURISTS BEHAVING BADLY: Porno filmed at Pyramids of Giza
Nydailynews.com released a report about a Russian tourist filming a porno at the Pyramids of Giza.
Image via Nydailynews.com
The video (the contents of which you'll have to hunt down on your own) features a woman walking around the tourist spot, flashing her bewbs and briefly giving the cameraman head—as Egypt's iconic pyramids and the Sphinx lay still on the background.
According to the report, the woman is said to be 23-year-old porn star Aurita from the website Porn Traveling...and there's your clue, fellas.
KAMPIHAN NA: Ex-pres GMA has found an ally in Amal Clooney
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Amal Clooney, George Clooney's better half and renowned human rights lawyer, has gone up to the U.N. Commission On Human Rights to appeal jailed former president Gloria Arroyo's case.
Arroyo, who's facing allegations of plunder, is still in detention and unable to file bail—a detention that Amal is contesting because of Arroyo's age and health condition. Amal's contention is that GMA is a victim of political persecution—detained even as her co-accused can go on bail.
Read the full report here.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: Carmina Villaroel to do sexy scenes on TV
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On a lighter note, Carmina Villaroel, who hasn't aged since her 21st birthday, says she's ready to do steamy scenes on TV. The relatively conservative actress will be in an ABS-CBN teleserye called Bridge Of Love, co-starring with Paulo Avelino—with whom she will be sharing kissing and sensual scenes.
Up next, an FHM appearance! #WishfulThinking
Read the full report here.
We're so stoked
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