My bagets tita and I were out having fun in Subic. I had too much to drink that night so I passed out right in front of my aunt. She looked worried and asked me what we should tell my parents. I asked why. She handed me a mirror—I saw a big gash on my lower lip and one of my front teeth was missing. Apparently, I tripped while exiting her car and gracefully landed face-first onto the pavement. We decided to tell my parents the truth. They just laughed at me.
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