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I was riding on a crowded jeep one day as per usual. Pissed when the driver said, “Kasya pa dalawa!” But then a  beautiful lady got in and sat next to me, and all my anger flew away. 

Just when I thought my jeep ride home was all better, a very big bouncer-type person boarded and sat on my right side, opposite the pretty girl. I decided instead to focus my attention on the girl. The pretty girl’s eyes crossed with mine, cheesy telenovela-style. I smiled at her and savored the moment for as long as I could—but reality just had to kick in.

The jeepney driver ran into a huge pothole  and it caused the jeep to swerve to the left, which caused my head to land on the big guy’s masive chest. I fixed myself up and stayed silent the rest of the trip.
Rata2E, via Facebook


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