I went to Boracay to spend summer with the girl I was dating. It was her first time in Boracay so we decided to try all the beach activities, including parasailing.
Apparently, she was also afraid of heights. Halfway through our lift, she told me she was already feeling dizzy. But we were too high to tell the operator to bring us down. I could tell she wasn’t feeling well because she turned pale. When we reached the highest point, the wind started blowing hard and cold.
My date threw up just as the wind blew my direction. The boat and sail operator was surprised to see me smothered in suka when we got back down.
Andrew_peez, by email
In light of the Boston Celtics' unstoppable 16-0 run
He was caught sexting multiple women who all turned out to be one dude
Shell also be having a concert with Ben&Ben
Facebook—a vain person's wet dream
The country dropped from the 38th rank to 39th this year