This weekend is bound to be fun because it's a PAYDAY WEEKEND!
But don't spend it all on yourself, bro, because you have one other man to think of this weekend: your dad. Yup, it's Father's Day on Sunday (that's June 15; mark your calendar now), and if you're like us, you're scrambling for a gift that says, "Hey dad, thanks for sending me to school and all that."
What should we get our dads? We have no idea. What we do know are the gifts that you shouldn't ever give to dear ol' papi, starting with...
1) A free yoga class
(Image via camarilloyoga.com)
Potential dad reaction: "Anak, natutuwa ka ba kapag nirarayuma ako?"
2) Joke ties
(Image via whowouldathought-kevin.blogspot.com)
Potential dad reaction: "Anak, sumasaya ka ba pag pinagti-tripan ako ng mga ka-opisina ko?"
3) World's Greatest Dad mug
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Potential dad reaction: "Ayos, anak. May ipangbabato na uli nanay mo sa akin."
4) Joke items revolving around poop
Potential dad reaction: "Anak, ganyan na ba talaga kababaw tingin mo sa akin?"
Potential dad reaction: "Anak, ano ba ang tingin mo sa akin, nanay mo?"
6) Beer hats
Potential dad reaction: "Anak, nakalimutan mo ba na nabaun tayo sa utang dahil naging alcoholic ako noon?"
7) Exercise balls
Potential dad reaction: "Anak...kasama ba yung babae?"