It is said that men remember the women who made them cry, and women, the men who made them laugh. This says two things: Men are emo kids by nature, and that jokes, the benta ones at least, are worth its weight in gold.
Remember: You can be the richest datu around, but if your tongue’s as humorless as that kris on your waistband, you won’t get the girls. Well, actually, you still would, given that money is a powerful equalizer, and you’re a datu–dammit. Point is, it pays to be funny. And this month, we pay tribute to the awesomeness of laugh-out-loud moments with Halakhakan 2013, a collection of features on fun times, laugh trips, and such.
Babes With Cute Gag Faces
Ache-che! How do you know that you’ve reached the conclusion of a skit in a Pinoy gag show? Does Michael V. enter frame and explain to you that the skit has now ended, and that it would please him greatly if you stay tuned for the next one? That wouldn’t be very funny, now, would it? Instead, we have gag faces. The camera zooms in on the face, and the subject makes a face. Here are some of the cutest ones we’ve seen.
Everything We Know About Being Funny, We Learned From The Movies
As the torrent generation knows, the most valuable lessons in life are learned mostly through movies. Romance dramas teach us to always watch out for the vultures waiting in the wings for our girlfriend to break up with us; suspense thrillers teach us to never wander alone in the woods; and comedies, as these iconic funny men would exemplify, show us that there is no one way to make other people laugh.
Exclusive (Imaginary) Interviews With Senyora Santibanez, Success Kid, and Other Memes
Famous personalities get interviewed all the time. So we thought: Why can’t Internet memes be interviewed as well? They’re famous, and they have personality. We did the proper thing to do, and put an imaginary mic to the mouths of our favorite memes namely Success Kid, Senyora Santibanez, Bad Luck Brian, Scumbag Steve, and I Have No Idea What I’m Doing Golden Retriever.
Pun-tastic Electronics: 8 Gadgets With Funny Names
Some gadgets have simple, catchy names. Witness: the iPod, iPhone, iPad, anything Apple actually. Some are more bad-ass: the Xbox 360 game console, the Nvidia GeForce GTX 260 Extreme Edition graphics card, or the Razr DeathAdder gaming mouse. And then there are a few that make us snicker. Witness: The MSI Wind U210. “Wind U-2-ten,” get it?! This and other equally unfortunate gadgets appear in this list of pun-tastically named thingamajigs!
Tech Torture: 9 Outrageous Things Done To Gadgets
While some of us pamper our gadgets like a baby made of electronic circuitry, some buck that trend, and give gadgets the worst time of their sleek lives. Why? Because seeing an iPhone burn is prime entertainment for those of us who are still saving up for the darned device. See the torturous things done to gadgets here.
8 Pranks That Went Hella Wrong
We love pranks here in FHM HQ. Pulling off an awesome, clever one is a sure way to relieve the boredom we experience during the times when there are no models to shoot. Seeing a prank go wrong? That's even more fun. See some of the worst (and funniest) examples here.
10 Patok Filipino Facebook Fan Pages
What is Facebook good for? For many men, it's an easy way to look at your crush 24/7. That's not all though. Pinoys are a creative lot, which has led to an explosion of Facebook pages that exist solely to take up otherwise useful space to promote a valid cause for something more trivial. And by trivial, we mean, senselessly hilarious. Check out the funniest of its kind in this list.
Best Of April Fools: Hi-Tech Edition
Ah, April Fools. You'd think that by now we've all learned our lesson to not believe in any news or report that's dated April 1. These best tech-related April Fool's pranks prove that no, we're all still fair game for a good prankin'.
Master Debaters Jazhiel And Abby: Who You Got?
Jahziel And Abby are our new columnists on anything sex-related. These are two women who know their stuff, and they're not about to let the other be on top without a fight. Who's the better Master Debater? They duke it out in this video. No matter who comes out on top though, we all win watching these two FHM faves!
So You Found Yourself In A Teleserye
Teleseryes do not have a dearth of offbeat characters. But in between all the fantastical bato-swallowing superheroines, beautiful mermaids who only wish to be human, or the multitude of bakekangs we've seen are the characters that are far more normal. That is, if normal for you is being a wealthy queen bitch who makes life for everyone miserable. These here are five classic characters you find in Pinoy teleseryes. Which one fits you best?
We Would Love To Drink And Get Wasted With These Fictional Game Characters
Sometimes we take escapism to an extreme and imagine that video game characters are real and they can be our real life friends. When that happens we tend to imagine them in situations when we're at our most natural: at an inuman. Digital alcoholism at its finest everyone! Here's a list of non-real videogame faves whom we'd love to scream "shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot!" with!