Listen up, fools: Go greet Mr. T a happy, happy birthday!!!
Today the mohawk-sporting, jewelry-donning tough guy turns 61. Born Laurence Tureaud, Mr. T has enjoyed a career as an actor, a professonial wrestler, a TV host, and a cartoon character spanning over 30 years and counting. He is best known for his appearances as Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus in The A-Team and as James "Clubber" Lang in Rocky III, where he coined the iconic phrase "I pity the fool!" Today he is the host of the BBC Three show World's Craziest Fools, showcasing clips of fools who do the stupidest things.
In line with his special day, join us as we compile the greatest hits of his career, from his days as foul-mouthed TV bully all the way to his full circle transformation as a child's bestest friend.
The one where Mr. T breaks Apollo Creed's heart and Rocky Balboa's face
Let the man do the describin': "Man, get outta my face! You ain’t got no more. I don’t need no has been messin’ on my corner. You better get that bad look off yo’ face before I knock it off. Come on Creed! Yeah, just like a chicken you better run!”
The one where Mr. T makes fun of Superman's manhood and gives Wonder Woman his lovin'
Let the man do the describin': "Hey woman! Listen here. Since your man ain't got no heart, maybe you'd like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I tell you what, bring your pretty little self on my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man."
The one where Mr. T finally goes soft and tells kids to treat their mommas right
Let the man do the describin': "Don’t bring in yo’ mother into this. She ain’t here. If it wasn’t for yo’ mother, you wouldn’t be here. Remember, if you puttin’ down one mother, you puttin’ down all mothers all over the world.”
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