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Jesus is watching

The theme this month: heavenly inanities
by Ronjay Eduvas | Jun 30, 2012
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you're here.” The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard the voice again, “Jesus is watching you.” Startled, the burglar shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. “Did you say that?” he asked the parrot. “Yes,” the parrot confessed, “I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.” The burglar was relieved. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?” “Moses,” replied the bird. The burglar laughed and said, “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?” “The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
Dean Arvin, by email

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