Whatever you plan to make up to extend your long weekend, don't let it be any one of these
Which leaves us with Friday/tomorrow.
This Friday, August 21, might just be the worst because it's sandwiched in between what could have been a five-day weekend—a span of time that's long enough for an awesome out-of-town getaway. Some people have a solution: file a leave. But what if you've used up all your leaves for the next five years? Well, your favorite bro, FHM, can teach you how to get away with pagbu-bulakbol.
How? AVOID THE EXCUSES BELOW!
Your boss will be on guard tomorrow, and below are the worst excuses you can give him/her, so don't say them at all. Sure, they might work... But at what cost?
Excuse #1: "Boss, yung lola ko, sinugod ko sa ospital"
Will it work? Yes, but what kind of apo are you?!
Excuse #2: "Boss, namatay yung tita ko"
Will it work? Yes, but there's a special place in hell for those who use a relative's death as an excuse.
Excuse #3: "Boss, may appointment ako sa doctor. Titingnan kung may [insert serious medical condition here] ako"
Will it work? Yes... But the universe has a cruel sense of humor, and one day you'll find out that you actually have that rare condition that you once faked.
Excuse #4: "Boss, ina-atake ako ng almuranas"
Will it work? Yes, but now the entire office will know that you have almuranas.
Excuse #5: "Boss, si misis di ako pinapasok ng bahay kagabi, di pa ako natutulog"
Will it work? Yes, but now the entire office will know you're ander de saya.
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