Now that our June cover girl has been revealed, all of you hot-blooded men out there can sit back, relax, and enjoy the spoils of this Adult Video fantasy come to life. Yes, it’s for real! AV Idol Maria Ozawa adores her Filipino fans and we have the proof to back it up:
When the Japanese goddess paid a quick visit to our country a little over a month ago, what began as a mundane Monday evening at the office suddenly turned into a mad dash to secure her for a cover shoot. After she made the Internet explode in a fit of ecstatic glory as a surprise guest on a local radio show, FHM HQ was in a state of frenzy trying to solidify a private session with the world’s most infamously beautiful Asian porn star.
People were called. A crew was instantly booked. Schedules were arranged. And in the end, everything fell into place.
Aside from being able to fulfill a once in a lifetime fantasy, the cover shoot was unique for two other reasons. First, it was probably the most well-attended cover shoot the magazine has had in recent years; the FHM staff of under-sexed horn-dogs filled the location with a testosterone-laden sense of excitement reminiscent of a prepubescent teenager. Two, we were only given two hours to do everything, which included hair, makeup, interview, and actual shoot.
Maria, whose heavenly presence was felt the moment she stepped into the room, was not fazed by the aforementioned elements. With razor-sharp professionalism, she got in the makeup chair, answered all the queries thrown at her with an astonishingly articulate prowess, and worked the camera like the pro that she is. Her skin still ever-so-supple and her body as bangin’ as the first moment she captivated onscreen, she rendered everyone in the room speechless, jaws scratching the floor in united amazement. It was like a dream: hot, quick, and ultimately, awesome–just like the movies she’s most celebrated for.
Other thought-provoking pieces in this month’s lineup of editorial goodies: life-hacks to make the daily grind bearable, relationship tips straight from the mouths of pop stars like T-Swizzle and Ariana Grande, and a slew of Instagram honeys to make your thumbs ache from all the double-tapping.
Now, for the real reason you're here, check out our gallery below to get a peek at what went down during Maria Ozawa’s first FHM Philippines cover shoot!
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