The effects of Super Typhoon Ruby outside of Metro Manila are all over the news and social media, and it would be wise to find shelter when this thing hits the better part of Luzon later tonight. But if you're reading this article from the office, chances are you were told by your supervisor to come to work anyway. Guess #WalangPasok doesn't apply in your company.
But then again, it's not like you can do anything about it. The best employees, after all, are the ones bosses can rely on no matter what.
Also, you want a promotion and you think braving the storm will get you one. Or everyone's already in the office and you're at home, and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't show up for work—that would make you a douchebag.
Well, maybe it's okay to be a douchebag sometimes. Remember: Safety first!
So the next time your boss summons you to work at the height of a super typhoon, respond using any of the memes below. They'll get the idea.
Stay safe and dry on your way home, FHM Nation.