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Oplan Galugad: 7 Hobbies Of Bilibid Inmates (Based On The Stuff Confiscated From Them)

How the hell did a civet cat get into Bilibid's maximum security compound?
by John Paulo Aguilera | Nov 4, 2015
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Earlier today, 18 teams from the Bureau of Corrections and Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency carried out an 'Oplan Galugad' in the maximum security compound of the New Bilibid Prison in Muntinlupa.

Recall that late last year, among the dumbfounding things discovered after a surprise inspection by the authorities were a stripper bar, a jacuzzi spread and sex toys, aside from the usual drugs and guns. And who could forget that freakin' recording studio?

Seems like that previous shakedown didn't affect them hoodlums that much though...

This time around, officials unearthed another set of dubious stuff, which somewhat hints at the privileged jailbirds' hobbies. From the confiscated items, we can probably assume that inmates pass the time by:


1)    CHANNELING LAPU-LAPU


2)    UPDATING THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS


3)    BRUSHING UP ON DRIVING


4)    ENJOYING THEIR OWN VERSION OF STARBUCKS


5)    STOCKING UP IN CASE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BREAKS OUT


6)    WHICH, OF COURSE, INCLUDES TARGET PRACTICE


7)    AND LASTLY, REVELING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY

Calling out the officer-in-charge of Bilibid's Maximum Security Compound, whoever the hell you are!