A goddess returns this month as Patricia Javier (yes, the one and the only) descends from her place on the FHM Hall of Fame and back to her rightful place on the cover. Yes, kids of the '00s, Mrs. Montero is back—and more importantly, we are happy to report that Mrs. Montero has lost nary an ounce of hotness since first landing on the cover of our December 2000 issue.
Here's our proof:
Who would've thought that we'd all have the privilege of seeing her once again—much less, on an FHM cover? We certainly didn't. When she moved to the U.S. in 2004, we all felt a tiny crack in our hearts knowing we'd be seeing less from the well-endowed beauty. Now, for at least an entire month, she will be mending that wound. Why the comeback? She offers quite the sensible reason.
"Filipinas are smarter and more openminded now when it comes to this. So I thought, maybe I could influence other women," she tells us. "So I’m doing this to influence moms like me, na hindi porke’t mommy eh losyang na. Let’s take care of our bodies. The more na tumatanda, the more dapat na gumaganda!"
We wholheartedly agree, PJ!
For those who need extra convinving, she also offers another reason why you shouldn't miss this issue: "This is my last FHM shoot, kaya they better get copies kasi wala nang susunod! Ha ha!" It's now or never, boys. Whether you were an adolescent in the 2000s or someone who's barely-past-adolescence now, Patricia can still make you bite your own lip.
Also in the issue: a spirited debate on the everyday practicality of solar panels, a guide to making money in ways that would make the authorities frown, and a test of your knowledge about her and her...vagina. Sounds fun, right?
FHM's April 2015 issue will be available in supermarkets, newsstands, and bookstores everywhere starting tomorrow, March 28! You can score digital copies in the following days through the FHM app (http://bit.ly/fhmphapple) and the Summit Media Newsstand (http://bit.ly/fhmmagph)!
For those who want more of Ms. Patricia, click here to watch the video teaser!
Or you can hit the gallery below for your first look at her cover photos!