Bros, this is us telling you to practice your right to vote on Election Day, May 13. This is also us telling you to mind each and every one of our country's senatorial and local candidates before casting that vote. Them future senators will be the ones who will continue to deal with our nation's biggest dilemmas, be it the reproductive health bill, wages, same sex marriage, sin tax laws, even divorce, and it pays to know which ones are on the same page as you. There's no need for us to tell you to vote wisely, but hey now, do vote wisely.
Having said all that, the people around you are gonna wanna talk and debate about the elections in the next couple of days, and when that time comes, you're gonna wanna be equipped with some political know-how somehow. You feelin' us, bro? So here's the thing: We profiled all 33 candidates - from Alcantara to Zubiri - in five words or less. It ain't much (note: this infographic is meant to be a joke), but it's a start.
Make the jump to the next page and see why it's hella difficult for us to take these public officials seriously sometimes.
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Spoilers ahead—read at your own risk