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File this neat beer-opening trick under "Things-You-Could-Do-To-Impress-Your-Friends-Provided-You-Do-It-Properly":
A British Airways flight to Dubai went back to London 30 minutes into the trip because an incredibly stinky poop chose to make its presence known to the whole plane. That’s a pretty shitty situation, eh?
Video via Julian Kozel
We hope you’ll never be as drunk as this dude who somehow forgot how legs are supposed to work. Oh, who are we kidding: We’ve all been there, but at least our friends weren’t shitty enough to get it on cam!
Video via 523irish
Facebook has updated its community standards to explicitly ban photos of nude butts and standard issue female boobs with nipples. It’s a sucky situation whether you’re a boob or butt guy.
GIF via Imgace.com
While on the topic of banned photos, taking underboob selfies in Thailand could now land you five years in jail. Yep, that’s coming from the land famed for its "ping pong" shows.
GIF via Dev.dota2.com
Not gonna lie, the supposed Pia Wurtzbach-Noynoy Aquino loveteam is pretty difficult to stomach. WHY?!?!
Believe it or not, Arnold Schwarzenegger was apprehended by the Aussie police for, of all things, not wearing a helmet while riding a bike. The Terminator managed to charm his way out of any punishment, leaving only with instructions to buy a helmet, stat. GET TO DA BIKE STORE!!!
Image via Mashable.com
A Chinese father and son duo are raking in the big bucks by creating giant replicas of Transformers robots. Bonding with your erpats, done right!
Image via Dailymail.co.uk
We don’t know where we should start with this chick making sparks fly out from her crotch on TV, so we’ll just put it out here for your enjoyment. You’re welcome!
Image via Brobible.com
Ateneo de Manila High School will be accepting both girls and boys for Grade 11 starting at school year 2016-2017. Wow. "Why didn’t they do this when we were in high school?!" asked Ateneo alumni.
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Robert Downey Jr. proved he’s a real-life superhero by delivering a bionic limb (just like Iron Man’s!), straight from "Stark Industries," to a seven-year-old boy with a partially developed right arm. Lucky kid and YOU DA MAN, RDJ!
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