The first half of 2015 is almost over, but your weekly supply of man knowledge isn’t going anywhere!
This week, we have Chris Pratt’s (drunk) acting advice, a sex toy vending machine, and an airplane pizza party that, unfortunately, did not happen in NAIA, among other can't miss tidbits.
Get reading for a fresh serving of 15 Things A Man Must Know This Week!
A Kenyan lawyer named Felix Kiprono is willing to pay US President Barack Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats—enough to furnish a whole farm—to marry Obama’s 16-year-old daughter Malia. And yeah, he’s totally serious. "I got interested in her in 2008," Kairono said, saying that if he had his way, he and Malia would lead a "simple life" that would involve the first daughter milking cows, eating porridge, and preparing a traditional sour milk called mursik.
GIF via Persephonemagazine.com
iPhone users, watch out: There’s a message floating around that makes your phone shut down. If you’ve received this message, toss the device into the recycle bin where it belongs…or, you know, forward the SMS to people you want to annoy (but don't!). Your call.
Video via Charles Clout
Delta Airlines sure knows how to cheer up their grumpy passengers: by throwing a pizza party for all the passengers on all delayed flights. Ehem, local airlines. EHEM.
Image via Mandatory.com
Nikon has come up with a camera case that lets dogs take photos of the stuff they love! It works by tracking your pup’s heartbeat: When the heart rate spikes, the case snaps a photo. Cool, eh?
Video via Nikon Asia
You think the heat here in the Philippines is already bad? Thank your lucky stars you’re not living in India, where the temperature recently reached a whopping 48 degrees! It was so bad, their streets started melting. Talk about intense heat!
Image via Gizmodo.com
Get on the most nerve-wracking 57 seconds of your day by watching this pickup board a boat by driving on two rickety planks of wood. What could possibly go wrong, right?
Video via Michelle Bailey
All of you should stop taking selfies now because your photos will never be as cool as the one below. This guy got a freaking elephant to take their picture. That’s a badass selfie stick you got there, bro!
Kids these days are obsessing over the Charlie Charlie Challenge, where they do their darndest to summon a Mexican demon using an improvised Ouija board. Our only question: If it’s really a Mexican spirit, then why is it named Charlie?
Image via Independent.co.uk
Chris Pratt is always effortlessly funny, but when he’s drunk, he’s on a whole new level of hilarious. Watch him give acting advice while downing a bottle of whisky below.
Video via GQ Magazine
FIFA 16 will be out on September 2015, and it’s got women’s national teams in the list of available squads. What do you think of this new addition? We say it's totally awesome!
Video via EA SPORTS FIFA
Here’s an Instagram account the immature teen in all of us will appreciate: Daily Dong Doodles, which is an account filled with…well, drawings of dicks (what else did you expect?). That’s A-grade stuff, right there.
Happy tenth birthday, YouTube! Celebrate with them by watching the A to Z of YouTube video below. Seriously, it's a work of art.
Video via YouTube Spotlight
One Korean man killed it in the marriage proposal department by getting a bunch of people to decorate three floors’ worth of windows with Post-its to say "will you marry me?" To those of you planning to pop the question, make sure your girlfriend doesn’t see this!
Video via 포스트잇
Philadelphia will be the first state in the USA to have a sex toy vending machine that stocks "everything from condoms and cock rings to Lelo vibrators." Very handy for when you’ve got an itch you must absolutely scratch but no one to scratch it with.
Image via Uproxx.com
So the ever-lovely Chrissy Teigen posed in her birthday suit for DuJour magazine and, as expected, we more than loved all her curves and edges. John Legend, you really are one lucky bastard.