It’s time to brush up on your man knowledge, gentlemen! Get the latest scoop on the Jurassic World trailer, peach-smelling vaginas, and a real-life Magneto in this week’s edition of the 15 Things You Need To Know!
The website of Globe Telecommunications was allegedly hacked by a group of hacktivists protesting their “poor internet connection service." The message reads: “Dear Globe, your service on your internet connection is not worthy what we pay for. Do something or expect the consequence. This is just the beginning. Expect Us!” How ironic is this?
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Need a cuddle? If you live in Oregon, Portland, you can head to Cuddle Up To Me, a “professional cuddling shop” where you can snuggle with someone for $60 an hour.
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This Filipino-speaking German dude tried pancit bihon and tokwa’t baboy at Aling Banang’s Carinderia in QC. His verdict: Masarap!
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Tel Aviv-based company StoreDot has developed a battery that can fully charge your smartphones in less than 30 seconds. Expect it to be available by early 2017!
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Yesterday, November 27, top rookies Jabari Parker and Andrew Wiggins met for the first time in the NBA. Watch the video below to find out who came out on top!
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French brand APC is selling a drawstring bag for men called a Douche Bag. It’s literally a shower bag (“douche” is the French word for “shower”) but it’s still a great gift idea for all the douches in your life.
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After the carnage that happened in Jurassic Park, you’d think intelligent scientists should know better than to bring dinosaurs back to life. Unfortunately, people never learn…so catch Jurassic World, the fourth movie in the Jurassic Park saga, in theaters on June 12, 2015.
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Speaking of Jurassic World, Chris Pratt declared four years ago that he’ll be starring in Jurassic Park 4. Look where he is now!
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A team of Swedish athletes got an unlikely new teammate after befriending a stray dog that followed them through the Amazon Rainforest for the 430-mile Adventure Race World series. Try not to cry too much.
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After getting electrocuted, 12-year-old Nikolai Kryaglyachenko became able to attract coins, cutlery, and other metallic objects to his body. We didn’t expect a pudgy kid to be a real-life Magneto, but hey, at least he has a superpower!
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A vagina that smells like a peach would probably be a joy to go down on, but would you really make your woman take a supplement that makes lady bits smell like fruit?
You remember Creed, the band that gave us “With Arms Wide Open”? Unfortunately, their frontman, Scott Stapp, is not doing so well: He’s now living in a motel as all his money’s gone. This is why financial knowledge is important, folks.
A threesome with two hot chicks is every man’s dream, right? Right? RIGHT?
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Okay, we don’t exactly know who Abigail Ratchford is, but judging by her Instagram posts, we’d really like to get to know her a lot better.
Sunday, November 30, is Shark Day on Discovery Channel! I Escaped Jaws 2 (8 p.m.) and Sharkageddon (9 p.m.) are stories of shark attacks, told from the perspectives of survivors. Check them out!
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