Ryan Rems Sarita continues to make waves with his deadpan humor and catchy mantra "Orayt! Rock and roll to the world!" In case you haven't heard about him, he's a contestant of It's Showtime's segment that features up-and-coming comedians.
If you are one of those dudes who wait for him to make an appearance on the said noontime show just to hear his newest punchlines, now you won't have to. We've found out that he has a Twitter account, which is, of course, a comedy goldmine.
Check out our faves:
NICE MOVE!
YUNG LALAKING IPAPAKILALA KA SA MAGULANG NIYA, TAPOS PAGDATING NIYO SA BAHAY WALANG TAO. ITS A TRAP! TANGINA GALAWANG BREEZY! ORAYT WOOH!! 🙌
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
SO DAMN TRUE!
SECRET NGA, ITATANONG MO PA. TANGINA NAPAKATANGA! WOOH 🙌
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
FIRST WORLD CELLPHONE PROBLEMS BE LIKE…
PURO EMOJI REPLY MO SAKEN, DI MO MAN LANG TINANONG KUNG MABABASA BA NG CELLPHONE KO YAN, PURO SQUARE NAKIKITA KO ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
JEJE ALERT!
BINIGYAN KA NG MGA MAGULANG MO NG KAGALANG-GALANG NA PANGALAN TAPOS "BH0ZXS PHO K1T4" ANG IPAPANGALAN MO SA FB? WAG GANUN TSONG ORAYT? 🙌
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
USER *AHEM* USER
NAGPALOAD AKO PARA SAYO TAPOS HINDI MO AKO NIREREPLYAN, I-REFUND MO YUN HAYOP KA WOOH!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
NOTED…
LAHAT TAYO MAY KALANDIANG TAGLAY, PERO DAPAT SA MAHAL LANG NATIN INA-APPLY AT HINDI SA BUONG BARANGAY ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD! 🙌
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— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
IF ONLY…
DEAR GRADES, PLEASE SMOKE WEED AND GET HIGH WOOH!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
WHO LIKES MONDAY ANYWAY?
YUNG MONDAY PALANG TAMAD NA TAMAD KA NA WOOH ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
PM NA LANG PLEASE?
NAGPALIT NG DP
COMMENTS:
FRIEND1:GANDA
FRIEND2:CHX!
FRIEND3:PRETTY!
RELATIVE: KAMUSTA KAYO DIYAN NG MAMA MO?
ORAYT ROCK N ROLL TO THE WORLD
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 27, 2015
GIRLS BE LIKE…
NAGPAGUPIT KA TAPOS SASABIHIN MONG "I MISS MY LONG HAIR".
KINGINA EH KUNG KALBUHIN KITA MAMIMISS MO TALAGA YANG SHORT HAIR MO
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
HEY KOKEY!
PABORITONG LINYA NG MGA LALAKI: "IBA AKO SA KANILA." BAKIT? ALIEN KA BA TSONG? ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
LESSON: NEVER ASSUME!
KONTING AMBON LANG AKALA NATIN SUSPENDED NA. PARANG SA PAG-IBIG, PINANSIN KA LANG AKALA MO GUSTO KA NARIN. ORAYT HUGOT WOOH!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
WHAT AN IDIOTIC MANUFACTURER!
BUMILI AKO NG CHIPPY, MAY NAKALAGAY 'TEAR HERE'. PINAHIDAN KO NA NG LUHA PERO HINDI PARIN BUMUBUKAS. GINAGAGO YATA AKO ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
WE CAN RELATE
YUNG PATATAWANIN KA NG KAIBIGAN MO HABANG KUMAKAIN KA. TANGINA GUSTO MO ILUWA KO SA'YO TO? ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
MAKES SENSE
LOVE IS IN THE AIR. KAYA PALA INIWAN KA NIYA SA ERE. ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD WOOHOO!
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— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
BECAUSE SEEN-ZONING SOMEONE IS TOTALLY RUDE!
YUNG AKSIDENTE MONG NABUKSAN YUNG CHAT NIYA. MAPIPILITAN KA TULOY MAGREPLY WOOH ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
STOP BEING A MARTYR
KAYA KA NASASAKTAN KASI MINAMAHAL MO YUNG TAONG DAPAT MINUMURA MO LANG! ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
SCHOOL MEMORIES
TSONG, SA FLAG CEREMONY, FIND YOUR HEIGHT HINDI FIND YOUR FRIENDS ORAYT? ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THIS?
NAG-POSE KA LANG SA DAMUHAN, FREELANCE MODEL KA NA AGAD? ISA KANG TUTUBI TSONG! ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
DAMN, THAT'S HARD, RYAN REMS!
CANT SPELL GAGU, ULUL, HAYUP, AND PAKYU WITHOUT "U". ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
DUN DUN DUN DUN….
YUNG BIGLA KA NALANG KAKABAHAN PAG MAY NAGSABI SAYO NG, "IKAW AH! MAY NALAMAN AKO TUNGKOL SAYO" WOOH ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
BITTERNESS AT ITS FINEST
KONTINENTE NGA NAGHIHIWALAY, KAYO PA KAYA? ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
OUCH!
AKALA MO MAHAL KA PA NIYA? HAHAHAHA OO TAMA KA AKALA MO LANG. ORAYT! ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD 👌
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
WE COULDN'T AGREE MORE
ANG PAGBUBUNGANGA NG NANAY MO SAYO AY PARANG PABEBE GIRL, WALANG MAKAKAPIGIL. ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD WOOH!!!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 26, 2015
KURIPOT PROBLEMS
GUSTO KONG SABIHIN NA GUSTO KITA PERO BAKA MAMATAY KA SA KILIG GASTOS KO PA. ORAYT DAMOVES ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!!!
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— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 25, 2015
GET THAT?
TIGIL TIGILAN MO YANG TWERK IT LIKE MILEY MO HA DI KA HOT GAGO MUKHA KANG MANYAK SA RECTO. ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!!!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 25, 2015
WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND
YUNG BESTFRIEND MONG NANANAKIT KAPAG SOBRANG SAYA NG PINAG UUSAPAN NIYO. ANO AWAY NALANG TAYO? ORAYT ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!!!
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 25, 2015
WE HOPE YOU DON'T BELONG TO THE LAST CATEGORY
PAG WALANG SYOTA, WALANG FOREVER.
PAG MAY SYOTA, MAY FOREVER.
PAG MARAMING SYOTA, FOREVERMORE.
PAG MAY KABIT, FOREVER'S NOT ENOUGH.
— RYAN REMS SARITA (@SiRyanRems) July 24, 2015Seen funnier #RyanRemTweets? Show us!
