As an Asian, I always thought that European penises were huge, but I wish I didn’t have to confirm it the way I did. I was traveling in Europe and had just been to a football game in Manchester.
After the match I went to the bathroom to take a piss. The door opened and I heard someone approaching the urinal next to me. He said, “Good game mate,” so I turned my head around. To my surprise, even though he was still a good distance from the urinal, he was walking with his manhood already out. I couldn’t not look because ang laki talaga. It also had a weird shape. I mumbled something about the game and hurriedly left while he happily relieved himself.
Ryan G., by email