I was taking street dance classes for my PE subject. It was the final examinations and there was a dance showdown between crews. My crew wore matching uniforms. We were all alternating colors of black and white because we were dancing to “Black or White” by Michael Jackson.
I was really feeling the song when I noticed that everyone had their eyes on me. So I showed off my most energetic moves. I looked back at the audience and saw awkward smiles and sour faces in front of me. That’s when I noticed
that I was drenched in sweat and you could see my man boobs and nipples through my wet white shirt. There wasn’t any turning back at the point so I just kept on owning the song. We eventually won the contest.
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