Oh, such a rowdy place, the Philippines. Were you able to see the news report about the dude who caused a midnight riot at a bakery because of, of all things, a misunderstanding over cup noodles?
Raymond Diong, who was believed to be drunk when the incident took place, allegedly made passes at one of the bakery's female employees. "Tinatanong niya sa akin kung magkano raw ako," explains victim Ira Hinagpis. "Sabi ko sa kanya, tinapay ang binebenta namin dito." Raymond then ordered Ira to serve him a bowl of bulalo, but what he got instead was bulalo-flavored cup noodles.
He went mental, and the rest is 24 Oras history:
So there: guy goes berserk, guy fights with someone, guy is served a can of whoop-ass. But despite the beating he received, he was still in the "right mind" to explain to everyone the difference between a bowl of bulalo and bulalo-flavored cup noodles. Eh di ikaw na ang may katuwiran!
So what does this incident tells us? Simple: When Pinoys get drunk, sh*t happens. And if you need more proof, go ahead and check out the rest of the videos below. Sober up before you head out, mga parekoy!
Take a good look at this fella, spinning his schlong while dropping rhymes in public. Why wear a ripped underwear, bro? That ain't gangsta!
When you're drunk, two things may occur in the event of a brawl: You either become a wrecking machine or turn into chicken shit. Press play to see what mean: