Fellas, this is the cover of this month's issue of Town & Country Philippines:
The magazine's June issue, which is already available in bookstores and newsstands everywhere, features the world's top bachelors of 2014, from Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio to football star Landon Donovan, both of whom sounds about right.
So here's the thing: Pinoy blokes Matteo Guidicelli, Borgy Manotoc, and Daniel Matsunaga also made this year's list, and we're happy for them...at least we think we are. Wait, no we're not. We're jealous!
Scroll down to see the Pinoys on this pogi list, and know what we really think about them!
Town & Country says: "The most fawned-over journalist on television today, Atom is one of ABS-CBN News' most dedicated (not to mention handsome) field reporters, he famously delivered one of the hardest-hitting newscasts of 2013, risking his life to get the Philippine public its very first glimpse into the devastation of Typhoon Yolanda. We like a man who perseveres, and looks great while doing so."
FHM says: Okay, fine. But only because we like you, Atom.
Town & Country says: "The dashing Chef Jayps hails from one of Bacolod's buena familias and has traveled extensively around the world, getting to know Sydney and Singapore in particular, where he worked for a number of years before moving back home to open his own restaurants."
FHM says: Eh 'di ikaw na ang magaling magluto. Tsaka maganda ang kitchen!
Town & Country says: "With golden skin and attractive Eurasian features, it was only a matter of time until show business came knocking for Matteo, an Italian-Filipino racer born in Cebu. He's since top-billed shows on primetime television and is a regular host on ABS-CBN's weekly variety show."
FHM says: Remember, Matteo: Funny is the new pogi. Golden sense of humor trumps golden skin any day of the week. But how come we're not convinced by this?