A YouTube fella by the name of Joe Weller has done something that Chris Brown, Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather Jr. have all failed to do: beat up a girl and get away with it (albeit, you know, this one's just for fun).
In his video, Joe performs a litany of the WWE's most famous finishers from Randy Orton's "RKO" to The Undertaker's "Tombstone" off a diving board and into a pool. When we were kids, we'd do these to our poor, younger bros. Joe opted to do it to a girl (and later in the vid, girls.)
Two things got us raising our thumbs: the exquisitely executed mimicry of the wrestling moves and the vocal track of real WWE commentating laid over the video perfectly.
Watch it here:
Video via Joe Weller
We know the warning says to not try those at home, but there's a good chance we won't be able to stop ourselves the moment we find a nice pool with a nice diving board.
Just don't blame us if your girlfriend breaks up with you because you performed an RKO-out-of-nowhere on her (or any of the other moves below)!
The Say-Goodbye-To-Your-Girlfriend Chokeslam:
The Pleasure Bomb:
The Bride Kidnapper:
The Butt Flattener: