Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-open store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One says to the other, “I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.” No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Filipino tourist walks to the window, takes a peek, and in a thick Pinoy accent asks, “What you sell?” One of the businessmen replies sarcastically, “We're selling ass-holes.” Without skipping a beat, the Filipino shoots back, “Ah, so you doing very well, only two left!”
Jeseph Gascon Jimenez, by email
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