Hunker down on this rainy weekend with some vital man knowledge!
Read on, bros!
Calvin Harris has apparently written a breakup song about Taylor Swift, beating his ex-girlfriend in her own game. With lyrics like “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend,” the song, entitled “Olé,” will surely raise hell with T-Swizzle’s fans.
Speaking of Tay-Tay, Ryan Reynolds’ priceless face in this photo taken during the Swifties' Fourth of July bash is just calling for a caption contest. Our bet: Deadpool: Dead Inside.
There’s a Game of Thrones theory floating around on Reddit that has self-crowned queen Cersei Lannister marrying Euron Greyjoy in order to get an army massive enough to have a chance at defeating Daenerys Targaryen...and it actually makes sense. What do you think?
Speaking of GOT, sad news for the fans out there: Season 7 will be forgoing their usual April airing for a later date to coincide with cooler weather because winter is finally here. Like waiting for a whole year isn’t hard enough...
Meet Dorothy Williams, a 90-year-old woman who earned a Golden Buzzer on America’s Got Talent after performing...a striptease. May asim pa si lola!
We’re so jealous of Enrique Gil: Aside from being the lucky SOB who got to be paired up with the lovely Liza Soberano, he’s also raking in enough dough to fund a massive sneaker collection, which includes adidas Yeezy Boosts (orig, of course), the adidas Star Wars ZX Flux, and the uber-rare Nike Mag Ironman Custom. Some guys have all the luck...
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We love Audrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick for being the hot, funny chicks that they are, and we loved them so much more after watching this heavily censored interview for Vanity Fair:
Love soda? Bad news: Cola can reduce your sperm count by a massive 30 percent, potentially leading to erectile dysfunction. Yikes!
Are you wondering how Alexander Skarsgard got so ripped for Tarzan? It’s a heady combination of good genes, a 7,000-calorie clean diet, and bloody hard work. And he managed to achieve his ridiculous body in just FOUR MONTHS! #goals
Meanwhile, Margot Robbie, who plays Jane, refused to lose weight for her character (not that she needed to anyway!). After reasoning that curves were deemed sexy in the 19th century, she added that she was too busy “trying every pub” in London to work out. Now that’s our kind of girl!
What do you get when you cross one of the hottest card games in recent history and some of your favorite memes? The answer: What Do You Meme, which lets you provide captions Cards Against Humanity-style to some of the most famous memes in internet history. Sounds like a ton of fun!
Since Bantay and Muning aren’t immune from the dangers of having unprotected sex, Pornhub has promised to donate one cent to PETA for every 2,000 viewed videos on the site from July 7 to 31 to support the animal welfare organization’s spaying and neutering clinics. Time to get watching!
Snoop Dogg’s a big LA Lakers fan, so it was only fitting that he gave Kobe Bryant a Lakers-themed convertible as a retirement gift. The pimped-out ride is, of course, painted in iconic purple and gold, and the hood has illustrations of several Lakers greats, including Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic Johnson, and the Black Mamba himself—with the legendary rapper right in the middle of them all. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.
Photos via PatrickMcMullan.com (Calvin Harris); Thehoopdoctors.com (Nike KD9); Joe.co.uk (Tarzan); Wjla.com (Margot Robbie); Thesun.co.uk (Pubic hair dress)