Time for your weekly reading habit, gentlemen! Get your fill of the lovely Margot Robbie, have some Game Of Thrones scoop while we're waiting for Westerosi updates, and learn about a new live-action anime adaptation in this week's edition of the 15 Things A Man Must Know This Week. Get reading!
We usually just gloss over cooking videos, but when you've got White Chicks scene-stealer and The Expendables loyalist Terry Crews doing the talkin', you can bet we'll be all ears. Watch him demonstrate his "Mack and Jeezy" recipe here:
Looks like we'll be seeing more of Margot Robbie on the big screen soon: our favorite Aussie babe has signed on for two Warner Bros. movies, including a Suicide Squad spinoff starring her character, Harley Quinn!
Both George R.R. Martin's The Winds of Winter and Game of Thrones Season 7 might still be a long time coming, but true fans can at least get their GOT fix through the 20th anniversary edition of the first book, A Game of Thrones. The hardcover tome is a thing of beauty, with 73 illustrations—one per chapter—and eight detailed color plates. Our nerdy sides have never been so excited.
SPOILER ALERT! While on the subject of Game Of Thrones: Did you know that Ramsay Bolton's death was meant to be way more gruesome? A shot showing the dogs tearing off Ramsay's jaw was actually deemed too gory for GOT (Yes, there's such a thing!) that it ended up on the cutting room floor.
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel: an Española giant tortoise named Diego who's over 100 years old practically saved his entire species from extinction by siring over 800 baby tortoises from the 1960s onwards. Go, Diego, go!
If your girlfriend's name is Chelsea, Rachel, Danielle, Melissa, or Katie, you better mind your manoy. A study has found that women with these names are more likely to get pregnant in 2017. If you're trying for a baby, then good for you! If not, well, you better start hoarding condoms.
How do you guys feel about a Death Note live-action film? If that sounds like something up your alley, watch for the adaptation coming out on Netflix sometime in 2017. We don't know much about it at the moment, but director Adam Wingard has promised that there'll be lots of gore!
Da-yum, Elizabeth Hurley is aging backwards. She may be 51—we repeat, 51—but she looks so much better than chicks half of her age. What's her secret?!
Are you a clumsy bloke when it comes to your phone? Fret no more: UK scientists think they've cracked the secret of making an uncrackable phone screen by using a new kind of electrode made of silver nanowires and graphene. Honestly, we don't care what it's made of: as long as it's unbreakable, we're all for it!
Speaking of Russia: A 38-year-old Russian man named Roman A did a DIY circumcision on himself (!!!!) because doctors didn't want to treat him for phismosis, a rare condition which prevented him from pulling back the foreskin over his penis' head. Aray ko po!
And speaking of porn, YouPorn collected data from their video game parodies to see which characters their visitors wank to the most. The results: Tomb Raider's Lara Croft is (unsurprisingly) at the top spot, with Overwatch's Tracer, and Finay Fantasy VII's Tifa Lockhart at a distant second second and third, respectively. You agree?
We're serious about keeping your manoy wrapped up during sex, but please make sure to do so properly: two Vietnamese kids have been hospitalized after they used a plastic bag instead of a condom during sex. Babala: Huwag tularan!