Time for your weekly dose of man knowledge, gentlemen! This edition of Things A Man Must Know This Week features pre- and post-preggers news, one babe sucker punching another in the privates, and a couple of website upgrades, among other bits!
File this under "Amazing Talents You Don't Really Need, But Would Be Cool To Have": this Chinese strongman can lift three crates of beer using his penis. We love how he's so chill about it.
In case you haven't noticed yet, Instagram has a new icon! According to IG's Head of Design Ian Spalter, it's meant to "honor Instagram's identity while reflecting its growth." What do you guys think about it?
Nike has capitalized on this year's Olympic fever by coming up with a Team USA "Olympic" pack, which features some of its most iconic kicks fleshed out in the Star-Spangled Banner's colors. Like it? Wait for it to drop on July 4.
Miley Cyrus is pregnant with Liam Hemsworth's baby! Or so the tabloids say. "Miley is quickly planning a summer wedding so that she’s not too far along in her pregnancy when they say 'I do,'" a source told US magazine Life & Style. Miley as a mom...well, this'll be interesting.
Speaking of hot moms: Chrissy Teigen just expelled a human child a couple of weeks ago and her body's already back to its fantastic pre-baby form. Meanwhile, our food babies refuse to budge. Nasaan ang hustisya?
Looks-wise, we'd like to think of Shaina Magdayao as our local Selena Gomez: baby-faced, but with undeniable sex appeal. But though she's more attainable than Selena, she's still unavailable: "Ang dami ko tuloy plano, so saan ko isisiksik si love?" she tells PEP.ph. "Work, work, work, work, work yung theme song ko ngayon. Next time na yung love, love, love, love, love." We'll be looking forward to "next time"!
If the Comelec hacker was really smart, he should've targeted Pornhub instead: the adult site will be paying people up to $25,000 to find bugs and security problems, along with advice on how to fix it. Bonus: It won't land him in jail!
Rufa Mae Quinto may be getting married, but the 37-year-old bombshell just won't stop making us drool over her. Just check out her prenup shoot outfit!
Thinking of getting an action cam? You might want to consider the LG Action Cam, a 12.3-megapixel thing that can stream directly to sites like YouTube Live without needing a cell phone. We can't wait for it to launch in June!
Got an extra $3.9 million to spare? You might want to blow it on Stephen Curry's mansion. It's got five bedrooms, four-and-a-half bathrooms, a backyard with a pool, a basketball court (as expected), a vineyard, and a putting green. Must be nice to be an MVP!
A 72-year-old Indian woman and her 79-year-old husband gave birth to a baby boy in April, making them one of the oldest couples (probably even the oldest) to be first-time parents. Better late than never. Congratulations!
We never imagined Sophie Turner and Jennifer Lawrence to be vagina-punchingly close: "She punched me in the vagina once. I didn't ask her to either. It just happened," Sophie said in an interview. "Evan (Peters) and I were having a fake fight and I said something like, 'I'll c-nt punch you' or 'I'll punch you in the crotch' and then Jen thought that I said, 'Please c-nt punch me, Jen.' So she punched me in the vagina and I was like, 'Awesome.' It was pretty funny."
NASA has just verified a galactic treasure trove of 1,284 new planets, including nine that are possibly inhabitable. It's oddly comforting to know that we can migrate somewhere else in the (hopefully not-so-near) future!
Of course Ryan Reynolds had to show up on the Honest Trailer review for Deadpool. Check it out below.
You probably haven't heard of Pia Muehlenbeck, but she's not going to escape your radar after this: She's a fashion news site editor, a law graduate, and a damn fine model with her very own swimwear line. We're not worthy.
Images via hypebeast.com (Nike Olympic Sneakers), medium.com (Instagram), lifeandstylemag.com (Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth), pep.ph (Shaina Magdayao), mashable.com (LG Action Cam and Indian couple), foxsports.com (Stephen Curry Mansion), pinterest.com (Jennifer Lawrence and Sophie Turner), nasa.gov (new planets)