“We’d been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I got hammered. Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth. I was like, ‘Fuck, I need to aim this properly,’ and I swung.”
Sheeran then went on to recall the exact details of how the incident unfolded right after.
“And you know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap? But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening? I heard a sound like the last one, and saw his security guard looking at me like”—he pulls a horrified expression. “I’d cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club.”
Well Ed, you sure remember an awful lot for someone who claims to be hammered.
So it wasn’t really a brawl or something violent, but we’re pretty sure that you’ve just elevated your status to the hero of the legion of Bieber haters while also becoming public enemy No. 1 for millions of Justin’s fangirls.