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How (Not) To React To Your Friends' Same Old New Year's Resolutions

Don't just say, 'I've heard that before,' there are way funnier (and meaner) things you can go with!
by John Paulo Aguilera | Jan 7, 2016
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We're now a week into the new year; how are those resolutions faring?

We all have that one friend who welcomed 2016 by posting a commitment or two to self-improvement. You, meanwhile, don't even have to wait intently to see them fail.

Different year, same story. Although we don't always have to be harsh in calling them out...

FHM teaches the basag-trip bro in you how NOT to respond to a friend who just wants to be better personally, no matter how implausible his/her goals are:

1) "This year, I will spend more time with my family!"

FHM's Basag Reply: "Psstt! Nag-text sa akin nanay mo, bakit daw hindi mo sinasagot 'yung tawag niya."

2) "This year, I will start saving up!"

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FHM's Basag Reply: "Really? With your one day millionaire attitude? Come on..."

3) "This year, I will sign up for a gym membership!"

FHM's Basag Reply: "Kilala kita. Ang lapit lang ng sakayan, nagta-tricycle ka pa."


4) "This year, I will lessen my social media activity and devote time to more recreational stuff!"

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FHM's Basag Reply: "Sus. Kaka-check mo lang kaya ng Facebook profile ng ex mo."

5) "This year, I'll eat more healthy foods!"

FHM's Basag Reply: "Ah okay. Bitawan mo muna 'yang hawak mong chichirya."

6) "This year, I will lay off all kinds of vices!"

FHM's Basag Reply: "Hoy! Magpapainom ako mamaya!"

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7) "This year, I will help others more often!"

FHM's Basag Reply: "Ah talaga? Tulungan mo kaya muna 'yung sarili mo."


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