Ah, Goku and Superman: two of the strongest characters in the fictional universe.
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Goku is an ultra-powerful, flight-capable being with a good heart, who escapes to Earth after his planet was destroyed, and in the process, becomes Earth's protector.
Superman is also an ultra-powerful, flight-capable being with a good heart, who escapes to Earth after his planet was destroyed, and in the process, becomes Earth's protector.
With their similarities, the geeks in us have always wondered: Who would win in a fight? Today, we wonder no more. Across YouTube, people have settled the arguments through various videos. And here, we've collected them to see, once and for all, who's the strongest fictional non-human ever!
ROUND 1: The Rap Battle
We know they both can carry an entire building easily, but who's got the illest rhymes and the sickest mic-spitting skills? The guys from Epic Rap Battles of History finally do one of the most requested battles on their channel:
Goku's best lines: "When I see your movies, all I do is watch the clock / 'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks! / Look at those panties, you got that camel toe! / I'll report to Lois Lane and Superman that ho!"
Superman's best lines: "Your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes. / Just one punch, and over nine thousand screams! / I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties!"
WHO WON: Goku. Great use of a Soulja Boy reference:
ROUND 2: The Ultra-Geeky Analysis
While most of our schoolyard arguments typically devolved into "Eh si Goku umaapoy, si Superman naka-brief sa labas!" mudslinging, the guys at geek channel ScrewAttack have a far smarter plan. Specifically, they put together a 30-minute video that dug for clues in the cartoons and comics as to how strong these guys really are.
If you're looking for some really deep (and time-consuming) analysis of a fictional battle that those without a childhood would hate, here's your answer: