That day when couples make their way to fancy restaurants to wine and dine and hopefully end the night with some coital cuddling, February 14? Well, it's almost here.
But for you, yes you, Mr. Single-I'm-too-good-to-have-a-girlfriend-or-a-date-but-the-truth-is-I’ve-got-no-swagger will probably be spending the night alone. Or bromancing with your other single buddies doing what it is you single dudes do best: boozing it up and heading to your favorite girly bar where you can feel loved, for the price of a lady’s drink or two.
Here's an idea: Instead of wasting your bread on hedonistic endeavors that will send you to the fiery pits of hell, why not stay in, rent a couple of movies and ask a girl friend (a friend who is a girl, preferably someone you like but are scared shitless to make the move on) to stay the night and devour some flicks that not only promise to explain matters of the heart but will also arm you with moves you can add to your artillery of man skills?
Pop in that video and stir your relationship-less life towards one filled with copious amounts of pogi-points. Learn from them, and then live them. Here's the Magic Ten!
WORDS BY: ANTON D. UMALI