Today's a good day to be a Marvel geek as the trailer for the upcoming Avengers sequel, Avengers: Age Of Ultron, has apparently leaked.
Set for release in May 2015, the teaser trailer found its way online to numerous sites, with many of them telling us to "Watch it now, before Marvel takes it down!" In reaction to the alleged leak, Marvel did the opposite, and just released the full trailer and put it up on their official YouTube page.
Seen it yet? Here it is below, featuring the Second Coming of The Terminator, Ultron, telling us that he's no longer a puppet that could be controlled. Commence, robo-pocalypse!
Video via Marvel Entertainment
And now, in GIF form, some of our favorite moments from the makatindig-balahibong sneak peek!
1) That Ultron guy gives us the creeps
Ultron, like The Terminator's Skynet, has gained sentience, and has now made it his vow to eradicate us from the face of the planet. Also, you won't like him when those robotic eyebrows begin to furrow:
Check him out pretending to be some dumb puppet before crushing another robot's head to signal his unpleasant intentions:
That sequence was pretty bad-ass...but not as much when we play around with it a bit. How do you make Ultron un-scary? Here are the ways:
a) Make him do the cha-cha like a sissy girl:
b) Make him say "Hi!" in eternity
c) Create erotic fan fiction
2) Robot invasion, incoming!
The only thing that makes us question these robots' smarts is their decision to climb slowly on rocks when they could just use jet boosters. Come on, Ultron!
3) Our face while we were downloading the trailer, thinking that the link could be taken down by the powers that be at Marvel at any moment:
4) Oh God, Hulkbuster Vs Hulk!
Batman has his own armor for duking it out with Superman. Here, Tony Stark shows off his Juggernaut-like suit to battle with that angry, green freak, Hulk.
It's a legit, hammer-dropping scene.
Just ask Thor:
5) And the Best Motorcycle Scene award nominees are:
a) Black Widow dropping out of a moving plane or...
b) Captain America trying to hide his face from riding-in-tandem gangs
And the winner is: Quicksilver, being all Quicksilver-y!
Just kidding, of course, our choice is Black Widow! You go, Scar-Jo!
6) WTF, ballet dancers?
In every trailer, there's a scene where you go, "Huh, ano yun?!" Above is that moment for Age Of Ultron.
UNLESS: Those are killer robot ballerinas practicing their dance of death.
7) Obligatory We-Need-A-Few-Shots-Of-Arrow-Guy Moment
Sorry, Hawkeye! You still feel like a salingkit!
8) MORE Hulkbuster Vs. Hulk!
9) MORE Hulk Destroying Everything With A Single Car Throw!