First of all, let us all rejoice as the term M.I.L.F. now has an S.F.W. definition: "Moms I'd Like To Follow." Sorry, American Pie.
We first saw the acronym's new definition plastered across the side of a truck delivering milk in a M.I.L.F. fan's dream village. In this village, you don't see moms wearing mom-jeans. You see them wearing all sorts of fetishized, skin-exposing costumes—the type that a cougar-hunter probably dreams of at night.
The scene is part of the music video for "M.I.L.F.$", the new single from the returning Fergie (who by the way is now an incredibly hot 41-year-old). The Black Eyed Peas member leaves little to the imagination, displaying a combo of ferocity/sexuality that would've made her 21-year-old self blush. She owns it.
She owns it probably more than famed internet-breaker Kim Kardashian. Kim, herself a star M.I.L.F., bathes in milk while showing off all her famous curves. Creamy. Not to be upstaged are Alessandra Ambrosio, Chrissy Teigen, Devon Aoki, Ciara, and other roar-worthy cougars. But why are you still listening to us ramble? Watch!