What do you get when you mix a fabulously dressed dirty old man and a penchant for certain fruits and writing implements?
A viral hit song that might just have the potential to topple Psy's "Gangnam Style" in terms of YouTube views.
Written and performed by 40-year-old Japanese DJ-comedian Kosaka Daimaou as his fictional character Piko-Taro, "PPAP" or "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen" is the newest Internet craze that has everyone either doing their own versions or scratching their heads.
Honestly, we don't even know what the hell the song means. But we ain't complaining...
See [and hear] for yourself: