Include "trying to steal from a female MMA fighter" to your not-to-do-in-your-lifetime list after reading this.
In a case of theft-gone-awry, an unlucky bastard found himself on the wrong side of a triangle choke after a robbery attempt by him and an accomplice was foiled by their victim.
What the unwitting pair didn't know is that one of their targets, Monique Bastos, is actually an MMA fighter. We guess you now have an idea of what happened next...
Monique recounted the incident—which transpired on a sidewalk in Acailandia, Brazil—to MMAFighting.com:
"I was going to my jiu-jitsu training when they arrived on a motorcycle and said they wanted our phones. I tried to hold my phone, and I realized they were not armed. When they tried to escape, I lifted the rear wheel of the bike and they fell on the ground. The guy who took my phone ran away, but I was able to get the other one."
A clip of Monique going Ronda Rousey against the man identified as Wesley Sousa de Araujo has since gone viral, having topped the million-hit mark as of this writing. The video contains some graphic imagery, but what the heck, dude definitely deserved it:
Video via Go Tropa