Seriously, we can't believe the 2014 FIFA World Cup is over! After watching almost two months' worth of unbelievably intense football, the adrenaline is finally gone and exhaustion is starting to kick in. Nonetheless, it's the most fun we've had with soccer in a long time. Thanks for all the wonderful memories, Brazil! Obrigado!
The next one in Russia is still four years away, but we're not that excited for it yet—we haven't even gotten over what just happened in Brazil! In fact, we don't think this thing has gotten the proper send-off it deserves. Hey FIFA World Cup, we'd like to thank you for a few wonderful things!
Thank you, FIFA World Cup, for hiring cameramen and photographers whose sole job is to find the hottest girls in the bleachers. Those cameras were right on the spot and clicking on all cylinders!
Thank you, FIFA World Cup, for coming up with a logo that pretty much predicted Brazil's fate in this tournament. It's like you knew all along that Marcelo was going to score an own goal, or that Neymar was going to hurt his back, or that Brazil would be murdered by Germany, 7-1. Sucks to be a Brazilian right now.
Thank you, FIFA World Cup, for all the flashing that took place during the tournament, particularly the ones involving Rihanna and Chilean journalist Jhendelyn Nunez. You may want to do something about the male streakers though...
Thank you, FIFA World Cup, for proving that even damn-near-perfect alpha males like Cristiano Ronaldo and Luis Suarez don't look too desirable when met with frustration and defeat. It just makes us feel better inside, you know.