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Pole Vaulter's Penis Costs Him Olympic Bid

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by John Paulo Aguilera | Aug 16, 2016
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Have you ever had an experience wherein your own penis got in your way? You know, like a self-inflicted cockblock.

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita, who recently took part in the ongoing Rio 2016 Olympics, couldn't have suffered the same fate more literally.

During the qualifying round of the pole vault event over the weekend, Ogita's leg hit the bar at first try, blowing his chances to make it past that stage.

But it was his "third leg" that completely knocked the hurdle off, and in effect producing another seminal moment in Olympic history.

Pow! Right in the penis

Ogita cleared the hurdle in his second attempt, but only finished 21st (of 30) in the said round. But we all know he won't be remembered for his ranking...

 

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