FHM Nation, meet Shawn Oakman, the scariest-looking muthafucka in the history of college football.
Coming in at 6'9" and 280 pounds, the 22-year-old defensive end from Baylor University has turned heads on social media for looking and playing like a monster on the field. Here are some of the funniest tweets about Oakman:
Howie mandel: Shawn Oakman, deal or no deal? Shawn Oakman: I'll take the million Howie: thanks for playing Shawn pic.twitter.com/X1TMnMHHZ0— Shawn Oakman (@lmShawnOakman) January 5, 2015
Me: I've never heard of Shawn Oakman before these tweets Shawn Oakman: yes you have Me: you're right, favorite player pic.twitter.com/SeAa9OCE1W— Justin Jet Rogers (@Iam_JWRIII) January 2, 2015
Baylor: tuition is 50,000 Shawn Oakman: I have 5$ Baylor: that's perfect pic.twitter.com/4b4R2gpVhy— Jim Fauxbaugh™ (@MGoHarbaugh) January 2, 2015
GameStop: We'll give you $2.00 for 2k15 Shawn Oakman: You'll give me $50 GameStop: We'll give you $70 pic.twitter.com/KtWxtB05EB— ILOVECHUCKONNEN (@fccharlie19) January 2, 2015
McDonald's: Breakfast ends at 10:30 Shawn Oakman: What'd you say McDonald's: Egg McMuffin it is pic.twitter.com/NSMfkFgu1p— Griffin Walker (@griffjwalker) January 2, 2015
mom "go clean yo room" Shawn Oakman "it's clean" mom "lol u rite" pic.twitter.com/eGnWn8zu3a— michael (@michaelburgard) January 2, 2015
Ref: *Throws flag* Shawn Oakman: Pick it up... Ref: Yes sir. pic.twitter.com/FBawMLtcwz— The HS Football Life (@TheHSFBLife) January 2, 2015
Shawn Oakman: I'm coming over.
Girlfriend: But my Dad is home.
Dad: No it's okay I'll leave. pic.twitter.com/JD0L7oGbom Maury: You ARE the father
Shawn Oakman: No I'm not
Maury: You ARE NOT the father pic.twitter.com/gsCns9tE9E Bae: I want to break up.
Shawn Oakman: nah.
Bae: lol yeah u right, what was I thinking. pic.twitter.com/tGAB5tqi9Q
Shawn Oakman: I'm coming over. Girlfriend: But my Dad is home. Dad: No it's okay I'll leave. pic.twitter.com/JD0L7oGbom— Racial Draft (@TheRaceDraft) January 2, 2015
Maury: You ARE the father Shawn Oakman: No I'm not Maury: You ARE NOT the father pic.twitter.com/gsCns9tE9E— Chase McIntosh (@Tosh_Point_Ohhh) January 2, 2015
Bae: I want to break up. Shawn Oakman: nah. Bae: lol yeah u right, what was I thinking. pic.twitter.com/tGAB5tqi9Q