You know you've got heavy hands when you put a solid veteran fighter like Nate Marquardt to sleep. Ellenberger opens strong with a GIF of him executing a right-left-right combo.
But how can you not root for a competitor who eats top guys like Josh Koscheck for breakfast? This round's too close to call.
Keep that left hook in check, young man! You might kill someone!
Here's the thing: Lawler doesn't need a knockout to impress you. His boxing is as smooth as anyone in the game. He even managed to make Georges St-Pierre prodigy Rory McDonald look bad!
Ellenberger doesn't just knock people out; he traumatizes them. The welterweight standout finishes the fight with a pair of hard knees.
Lawler, meanwhile, makes it all look effortless. We can't tell if he's being classy or douche-y in this GIF, but that's one of the craziest KOs we've ever seen!
Your winner by split decision: Robbie Lawler
Not to take anything away from Ellenberger, but Lawler's highlight reel just has more...swag. Tell you what, Jake: Why don't you go prove us wrong this Sunday? We can't wait to see it!