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Aug 26, 2015
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And so it happened. You broke up. Days after, you start celebrating your newly regained freedom. But how about the former-love-of-your-life? How is she? Don't you ever wonder what she's up to? We know you do.

If she had really loved you, she'll obviously be crying a lot for the next few weeks. But that's not all. She'll also be doing some or ALL of these things below:


1)   GETS DRUNK

Alcohol suddenly becomes her new best friend because there's no easier way to forget about the pain. And then the drunk-texts come that go from "Hey, I miss you so bad," and "I still love you," to "Why did you do this to me?!" all the way to "Don't text me ever again." Looks like you've still got something in common with her.

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2)   STALKS YOU ON FACEBOOK

She gathers all her strength and courage to see what you're up to. She checks if you have already deleted your photos together, background-checks every girl who's liked your status and even goes through your recently added friends.

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3)   STARTS DOING ALL THE THINGS YOU NEVER ALLOWED HER TO DO

She does this in hopes that this might somehow affect you, make you worry and decide to win her heart back.

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4)   STOPS SHAVING

Shaving is booted out of her to-do list because who the hell still cares if she has hairy legs? No one!

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5)   TELLS EVERYONE SOMETHING EMBARASSING ABOUT YOU

Remember that time when you accidentally farted while having sex? Her friends now know. God help you if your penis is small. Actually, never mind; she's going tell the world you have a small dick anyway, even if it's actually adequately-sized.

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7)   TRIES TO MAKE YOU FEEL JEALOUS

She goes out on a date with the guy you were jealous with when you were still together—and she makes sure to upload an entire album of the date on FB. Then she waits...for your message...that of course arrives just when she's started to accept that you've actually moved on. The cycle repeats.

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8)   POSTS HOT SELFIES

And waits for the world to flood her with comments telling her how stupid you had been for dumping her.

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9)   BECOMES AN ANTI-MALE ACTIVIST

Don't be surprised if you suddenly see these hashtags on her wall: #AllMenAreTheSame #TeamSingleForever #SingleAndNotSearching.

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10) GETS A NEW HAIRCUT

If you still haven't noticed, girls usually cut their hair after a break-up. This typically signals that it's time for a brand new woman to emerge. Usually takes place when a woman is just about ready to move on from the break-up.

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