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Jul 7, 2015
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Do you protect your base more than your girlfriend? Do you allot more time to chatting with your clan-mates rather than spending some quality time with her? Has her undergarments become the last things you'd want to invade?

Damn your Clash of Clans addiction! We hope you don't end up like the guy who was reportedly dumped by his live-in partner of six years because of his love for CoC.

Maybe you're asking, "Why did it become that worse?" We don't know either. But maybe the answers of these 17 girlfriends whose partners are CoC-addicted can help you understand why they hate this internationally-adored game. Their answers range from normal ("He doesn't pay attention") to very alarming ("He's too hooked up to the game than me!"), and will wake you up like that last attack on your Level 300 base did!


THE ONE-WORD CONVO KILLER!

"His CoC addiction annoys me so much! We can't converse without him trying to peek at his tablet. There was this one time when I got really mad 'cause I was telling him about an important matter and instead of consoling me, all he said was 'Yes,' 'Yup,' and all these stupid one word answers!" – MINET, 28

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THE GIRL WHO CURSED HER BF IN CHURCH

"As long as there's an Internet connection, he plays the freakin' game! Yes, it pisses me off, BIG-TIME! Once we were at wedding, the priest was preaching, and I saw him playing that damn game. Told him to listen but he did not. Curse you, CoC!" – KL, 23


POOR, BABY!
 

"Simula pag gising hanggang pag tulog hawak niya iPad. Kain at ligo lang pahinga. Pinapabayaan ko lang siya kasi I don't want to control him. But it really pissed me off when I was doing household chores and I assigned him to look after our child. He kept his eyes on the tablet. He didn't notice our child was almost in danger." – ATHENA, 31


BITCH SLAPPED!

"Hell, this game is pissing me off! I deleted his CoC once, and when I saw him playing again I took his phone and literal na sinampal ko sa mukha niya 'yung phone. He just can't resist playing it even during dates and our quality time. I even told him his CoC should've been his girlfriend. I bet he's spending most of his time with it. But still I love him no matter what. CoC is still better than a third party." – MONICA 18

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KICK HIM IN THE BALLS

"We sometimes fight because of it because when I ask him to do something, he doesn't pay attention. So to get noticed, I kick his legs. That's when the fight starts." – ARTESS, 24


TWO-TIMER!
 

"Before inaaway ko talaga siya kasi pinagsasabay pa niya 'yung DOTA saka CoC. Hindi na kami nakakapag-usap dahil sa kakalaro niya. Tumigil siya nung nag-cool-off kami tapos nung binalikan ko siya, binalikan din niya COC!" – RAYLIN, 22


AHEM! *USER* AHEM!

"Bago and after kumain, paggising na paggising, minsan di pa natutulog, laro na siya ng laro ng CoCWala ka maaasahan 'pag inutusan mo kasi wala ng naririnig. Aba! Daig ko pa nakikipag usap sa invisible! Pero kapag yong kalibugan na, mabilis pa sa alas dose!" – LHEY, 23

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ATTACK
PA MORE!

"Most of the time naiinis na talaga ako. Well, sino ba'ng hindi? Imbis lambingin ako puro attack, attack lang sinasabe!" – COLLETH, 18


TOO BAD!

"A long distance relationship is no joke. We see each other very seldom. Even sadder, we quarrel pa during those times kasi he keeps on playing. I remember one time we were at a coffee date and he kept on playing rather than talking to me." – JONAHLEEN,  20


THIS. IS. ABUSIVE.

"Nung una, hinahayaan ko lang siya kasi laro lang naman, pero nung tumagal na-buwiset na ako kasi pagkagaling sa office, inuuna pa niya ang paglalaro, hindi nagbibihis tapos 'di na kami sabay kumakain. Tapos sa office 'pag hinihingan ko siya ng report kulang lagi dahil sa pag-CoC. Kung hindi ko lang siya mahal, sinumbong ko na siya sa boss. At kung pwede ko lang martilyuhin phone niya ginawa ko na!" – JOSELLE, 24

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MATIRA MATIBAY!

"Nakakainis talaga 'yang larong 'yan! Minsan 'di na niya ako pinapansin. Pag in-ignore niya 'ko ng matagal, ini-ignore ko rin siya ng mas matagal. Ha ha ha!" – CHARMAINE, 24


THE KIND OF SARCASM BOYS ALWAYS FAIL TO GET

"Nakakasakit ng ulo 'yang CoC. 'Pag magkasama kami 'yung phone niya hindi niya mabitawan. Minsan nga with sarcasm sinabihan ko siya maglaro lang siya para matauhan. Sinagot ba naman ako na 'Sige! Attack ako.' Diyos ko! Minsan nga naiisip ko sana naging COC na lang ako." – MARJ, 20


WHAT AGAIN?

"I was talking to him over the phone. He wasn't responding. So I asked him what he was up to. Then he said, 'Naglalaro ng CoC.' Doon ako nainis kasi parehas kaming busy lagi tapos once or twice a week lang kami makapag-usap tapos gano'n pa. Tapos ganon din kapag kasama ko siya. Manonood kami ng sine then he's playing while watching. Then after ng movie he'll ask kung anong nangyari, bakit ganito ganito-ganyan 'yung bida." – MARGIELYN, 21

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SAY HUWWAAATTT??

"It sure pisses me off! Minsan kasi akala ko nakikinig sa sinasabi kobusy pala um-attack and biglang sagot afterwards 'Ha? Ano 'yun?'" – CHRISTINE, 18


DON’T MAKE
PUYAT MRS

"His addiction with this game is annoying. This is especially true when I need to wake up early the next morning but I have to wait for him before we could go to sleep 'cause his war is not yet over." – LOVE, 23


THE HIGH-ROLLING GAMER

"He usually plays CoC during his free time, but lately it has become a habit that consumes most of his time. He even subscribed to a consumable postpaid plan just so he can play whenever, wherever. At first, I didn't mind his love for the game but I've started to feel like he has more time playing than spending quality time with me." – JOI, 24


AND THIS ONE!

"One time, I want to have a 'hook-up' with my boyfriend, but he was too hooked up with CoC. I'm was 'playing dirty' with him but he won't even stare at me. I got really mad. So he apologized. We had wild sex but afterwards, he played na naman. Damn!"  – PAULA, 27

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