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Jun 24, 2015
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We all have an ex who texts us how she wants us back so bad and that she's sorry for being mean to you and that her life will never be complete again without you. Also: She's probably drunk. Conversely, that could be you sending her those types of messages.

It's called the "Ex-Text." Many of us are guilty of sending such a text because, "Damn it, Jhonalyn, please come back to me—I still miss and love you."

It's sad, we know..

Luckily, it can also now become a funny experience. Thanks to the Instagram account @textsfromyourex, you can now laugh at the futility of other people trying to bring back the smelly, rotten corpses of past loves. The ultra-popular IG account (it has 1.3 million followers as of this writing) compiles creepy, insulting, pathetic, and depressing ex-texts for the pleasure of, well, the rest of the world

Here are our favorites!


1)   THE GUY WHO LETS THE FINGER DO THE TALKING

So you're saying there's a chance???

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2)   THE ONE WHO COMMUNICATES THROUGH A MEME

HA

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3)   THE ONE WHO'S PRETTY INVENTIVE WITH THE VOCAB

Yeah. Talk to me!

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4)   THE BIPOLAR

Make up your mind!

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5)   THE ONE WHO JUST DOESN'T GET IT

Too*

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6)   THE ONE WHO DISHES THE HARD-HITTING TRUTH

Oh those are good reasons

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7)   THE ONE WHO DELETED HER EX’S NUMBER…AGAIN!

Minus ten point for asking her to see Aloha

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8)   THE ONE BROKEN UP BY STD

Safe sex saves lives. And time

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9)   THE ONE WHO REMINDS YOU HOW BAD YOUR FIRST KISS WAS

This is more of a text TO your ex but it's REALLY good

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10)   THE ONE WITH SOMETHING TO CONFESS

OMG

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11)   THE KING OF MORONS

Denzel will help you out of this jam

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12)   THE KING OF A-HOLES!

Didn't think so

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13)   THE ONE WHO RESPONDS JUST TO CORRECT THE SPELLING

Cease the Day

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14)   THE FEELING
POGI

????????????

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15)   THE BABY WHO DOES THE REVENGE FOR HER MAMA!

This is what happens when your ex has a baby and you ask to see a photo (via @theyearofelan )

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16)   THE CREEPIEST EX-GF

USE YOUR OLD COFFEE POT TO STORE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S ASHES

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17)   THE TROLL

Hahahahahahha

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18)   THE ONE WHO'S OKAY WITH BESTIALITY

Very weird suggestion

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19)   THE ONE WHO USES EMOTICONS

Least romantic emoji art ever

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20)   THE ONE WITH THE USEFUL DOG

ANIMAL TEXTS TUESDAY

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21)   THE ONE WHO WANTS TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP FOR GOOD

????

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22)   THE PARTY-POOPER

Sounds like a terrible party

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23)   THE ONE WHO BLAMES AUTOCORRECT

DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

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24)   THE GUY WHO’S TRULY SORRY…OR NOT!

Yeah. SO????

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25)   AND THIS ONE

DEUCES.

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