Anyone who belongs in the SMAV (Samahan ng mga Malamig ang Valentine's) knows this question all too well: Anong balak mo sa February 14?
Whatever you have lined up on Valentine's Day will always be irrelevant, because you're without a special someone in the most romantic day of the year. Any answer you come up with will only bring out the Bitter Ocampo in you. So why bother?
Good thing the singles on Twitter have a good sense of humor. Scroll down to find out what they have in store for themselves on V-Day!
#AngBalakKoSaFeb14 Holding hands with my mouse.— D. M I C H A E L™ (@flappylord_dan) February 11, 2015
#AngBalakKoSaFeb14 date with my boyfriend.. wait.. I don't have a boyfriend..????????— Avreal † (@eypreeeal) February 11, 2015
It's okay, single-tons! We'll get 'em next year.
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