It’s our favorite time of the year—that’s aside from Christmas and the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory Party; okay, it’s our THIRD favorite time of the year! But who’s counting, right? What’s more important is it’s now February. The love month. The okay-lang-magwaldas-para-sa-date month. The only month men are allowed to be ultra-cheesy.
But do you have any idea HOW to be cheesy? Are you and your lady constantly bickering about your lack of romance? Do you attribute your singlehood to your lack of wooing skills? Well, we’re going to solve these all for you! FHM will be dishing out daily how-to-be-a-Don-Romantiko tips the whole month of February!
Just like flowers and chocolates, one of the best ways to express your love for your significant other is by giving them Valentine's cards that are filled with sweet nothings. It's simple, affordable, and sweet.
It can also be your handy wingman if you can't muster up enough courage to say what you really feel when you're inches away from your crush. All you have to do is sign it with your name, spray it with a little perfume, hand it over to her, and wait for Judgment Day. (If she smiled for more than two seconds, then you're good, bro!)
But sometimes, finding the right words to match your adoration for her is a tricky feat, especially with how some cards say the same things over and over and over again.
So here at FHM HQ, we thought of giving classic V-Day cards a litte facelift to make it cooler than the generic ones you see in bookstores—with the help of good ol' OPM!
We took some of the undying lines from the best OPM love songs and turn them into awesome V-Day cards fit for every Pinoy couple!
FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN FOREVER
FOR GUYS WHO ARE STILL WOOING THEIR GIRL
FOR THE CUDDLERS
FOR THE CREEPY STALKERS
FOR THE BITTER OCAMPOS
FOR THE MAMA'S BOYS
FOR THE TWO-TIMERS (AKA THE DOUCHEBAGS)
FOR THE DANCING PARTNERS
FOR THE INSOMIACS
... AND THE REASONS FOR THEIR INSOMIA
FOR THE EMOS AT HEART
AND TO ALL THE BROKEN HEARTED THIS VALENTINE'S!
Illustration Mark Jesalva
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