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Jun 14, 2015
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When it comes to dating, we usually avoid women with the resting bitch face because, erm, they scare the crap out of us.  

But dude, take our advice: Her resting bitch face has its perks, too. Just look at the Internet's grumpiest, frumpiest feline, Grumpy Cat. He has an in-born bitch face but really, he's as lovable as any other cats. The same thing applies to girls with genetic grumpiness. And TBH, there are actually lots of benefits when you go out with them, such as...


1)   NO ONE WOULD BOTHER YOUR DATE

What's more annoying than salesmen bothering you while you stroll in the mall? Or the restaurant crew who asks you to answer a survey in the middle of a good conversation? Now, they will NEVER want to interrupt when they see her face.


2)   NO ONE WOULD DARE FLIRT WITH HER

She's having a girls' night out? No worries for you, Mr. Paranoid. Nobody would ever attempt to steal her from you because her naturally uninterested face says it all: "Don't mess with this bitch!"


3)   NO ONE TRIES TO BOMBARD YOU ON THE STREET

Taking your girl home via bus? If you're a regular, there is no way you haven't experienced those people trying to shove a doomsday brochure into your face. With her by your side, they'll likely be a bit more selective and will avoid you completely out of fear that she'll suck their souls.


4)   MORE FREE TIME

Kids don't like her. Mom doesn't trust her babysitting skills. Thanks to her scornful facial expression, you'll get to have more time with her. She will never decline dates just because she's got to take good care of her poor little sibs.



5)   YOU'LL NEVER HEAR HER CRY BECAUSE OF GETTING BITCHED

Because everyone's scared of her, no one ever attempts to bully her. She doesn't need shoulders to cry on. Her face can handle it all.



6)   SHE'LL EVEN THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING HER OVER OTHER GALS

Well, you see, not a lot of guys have the balls to ask her on a date. You're a brave fella, dude!


7)   YOU DON'T GET HELLA SCARED WHEN YOU FIGHT

Because you're already used to her death stare. It's just another day in the office, or maybe, you've gotten so used to it that you even find her cute.


8)   SHE STILL LOOKS HOT AT 40

Wrinkles? What are those? You can brag about marrying this woman after ten, 20, or even 30 years later because her RBF face doesn't allow her to smile, which allows her to keep her face smooth and wrinkle-less for a little longer.

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