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Jul 24, 2015
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"If you love me, prove it."

We're sure you've heard this line. We don't know why women constantly say this; all we know is we take it as a real challenge.

Like Adam biting into the forbidden apple for Eve, men can do pretty stupid things to capture his lady love's heart. Many are the times when we were so desperate to impress a certain girl that we've crossed the line from crazy romantic to crazy stupid. Just like these 15 below.

Can you relate to any of these?


1)   THE GUY WHO SPENT ALL HIS LUNCH MONEY

"May niligawan ako way back high school. Iyong one month kong allowance ginastos ko para bumili ng flowers, stuffed toy and chocolate. Kumanta pa ko sa campus. Valentine's Day noon. Tapos basted lang. Bad trip. Ha ha! One month akong walang pangkain."  –Andrei

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2)   THE UNSTOPPABLE

"We had a misunderstanding. Honestly, wala akong kasalanan. I can walk away pero mahal ko siya at iniisip ko rin anak namin. Pride doesn't matter. Sabi ko sa kanya kung hindi mo na ko mahal liligawan kita ulit. Nag-quit ako sa work ko. Gumigising ako ng maaga para pumunta ng bahay nila at mahatid siya sa work. Again, she told me to stop kasi 'di na nga niya ako mahal. Sabi ng family ko I should stop seeing her. But then again naisip ko bakit ako susuko eh hindi niya rin naman ako mahal bago maging kami. Ayaw ko magsisi na wala akong ginawa. Hanggang kaya ko hindi ako susuko."Elcid


3)   THE ONE WHO COULDN'T SET HER FREE

"She thought I didn't know that she was already dating other guys, but I did. Despite that, I chose to stay. I surprised her on our 'monthsaries' and complimented her every day. But she took everything I did for granted. In the end, she broke up with me." –Jarel


4)   THE FOLLOWER

"I idolized this girl named Angela. I attended all her events until we became friends. Next thing I know, I've developed feelings for her. My girlfriend sent Angela a message in Facebook saying she was a slut. When Angela told me about it, I broke up with my girlfriend. I decided to tell Angela what I really feel for her. I bought a life-sized teddy bear and chocolates to give to her on her next event. And then shit happened. I saw her in a mall with a guy. They were kissing. I swear my world fell apart after what I just witnessed. And to add insult to injury, she also saw me, and introduced me to this guy who was her BOYFRIEND! She introduced me as her biggest and most supportive FOLLOWER." –Christopher

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5)   THE ONE WHO (DOESN'T) KNOCK

"Pinaplano kong ayain makipag-date 'yung babaeng matagal ko nang gusto. Bumili ako ng balloon animal na may nakasulat na something along the lines of 'Will you be my Valentine?' Inaabangan ko na siya sa labas ng klase namin, ready to bare my heart pero hindi siya dumating. Tinext ko siya bakit hindi siya pumasok. Sabi niya sumakit puson niya. Sa huling klase na lang siya papasok dahil mayroon siyang presentation.

Too bad may klase rin ako sa oras na 'yon kaya tinakbo ko pa 'yung building kung nasaan siya. Nakita kong nakabukas na yung pinto sa klase niya kaya patakbo akong pumasok. Kakasimula pa lang nung klase kaya nagulat yung prof sa akin tapos napatingin yung buong klase. Naawa yata 'yung prof sa akin kaya kahit nagsimula na yung klase sinabi niya pa rin, 'Sige, ibagay mo na muna 'yan. Panoorin ka namin.' Ayun, inaya ko siya sa harap ng prof at lahat ng classmates niya. Pumayag naman siya kaya medyo worth it." –Chise


6)   THE GOOD EX

"Niyaya ako ng ex ko mag-bowling. 'Pag natalo raw ako, we'll play an arcade game called Dance Central where you try to mimic the dancer being flashed on the monitor. Hindi ako marunong sumayaw. Never ako sumayaw in public. Akala niya sure-win siya sa bowling kasi first time ko, eh naka-strike ako kaya talo siya. But before kami umalis, I saw her staring sa mga sumasayaw. I saw in her eyes na gustong-gusto niya. Nakonsensiya naman ako. So kahit super-daming tao pinagbigyan ko siya. I can't imagine nagawa ko 'yun. Ha ha!" –Rendel


7)   THE GREAT PRETENDER

"I had to pretend as 'the gay best friend' whenever we were in front of my then-girlfriend's dad. Good thing he didn't notice." –Sam

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8)   THE GUY WHO THOUGHT HE WAS FORREST GUMP

"Nag-away kami ng girlfriend ko. Sa sobrang galit niya she rode a jeepney home. I let her go for a while pero noong napalayo 'yong jeep, I ran as fast as I can to catch up. Almost two kilometers yung tinakbo ko. Buti may stoplight kaya nakahabol ako. I was begging her to go down in front of many people. Pinagtitinginan na ako ng mga pasahero. She didn't want to go down so sumakay na lang ako. Umiyak na ako pero galit pa rin siya." –JL


9)   THE KRIS AQUINO HATER

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"I watched a Kris Aquino movie with her. I consider it the most stupid thing I've done because apparently it didn't give me the pogi points to sway her heart and...I don't like Kris." –Johnny


10)   THE GUY WHO MADE POOR INVESTMENTS

"This was way back in high school. My girlfriend and I had a piggy bank, where we put P500 every week—for our future wedding. After seven months, we broke up. I never got my money back. Stupid." –Allen

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11)   THE GUY WHOSE LIFE COULD'VE EASILY BEEN A MOVIE

"I was a seaman. May girlfriend ako noon na pinapadalhan ko lagi ng $500 every month pang-gastos niya. Pagbaba ko ng barko, I decided to surprise her. Umuulan that time. May dala akong bouquet of flowers and chocolates. Inaantay ko siya sa labas ng office niya. Maya-maya lumabas na siya. Lalapitan ko sana pero biglang may bumaba ng sasakyan at nag-halikan sila."Gelo


12)   THE CAPTAIN BARBELL CANDIDATE

"Stranded 'yung girlfriend ko. May super-bagyo noon and gabi na. Super-taas na ng baha that time at blackout na rin sa building niya. Never akong lumusob sa baha in my entire life but I had to that night. Naglakad ako kahit malakas ulan at malalim na baha para mapuntahan lang siya."Miguel


13)   THE ONE WHO DANCED LIKE NO ONE WAS LOOKING

"Sumayaw ako sa mall para lang mapatawad niya ako. Brat kasi 'yung girlfriend ko. Ha ha! She doesn't want to admit that she's wrong. Oh well, at least naging okay kami." –JR

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14)   THE LOVE THIEF

"Kumukupit ako sa wallet ng nanay ko and sa tuition fee ko pambili ng necklace para sa girlfriend ko every 'monthsary' namin. Ha ha!"–Kenneth

 
15)   THE ONE WHO SHED ALL DIGNITY

"There was this girl I was super in-love with. We were college blockmates and we're sort of MUs. It was her birthday and I wanted to surprise her by buying this guitar she said she liked. I brought the gift to their place. Her family was happy for her but their reaction seemed held back. It made more sense when she got home with her new boyfriend who also bought her the exact same thing which she was carrying on their way in. To be nice, I told the boyfriend I'm her 'brother from another mother' and the gift was from 'my other friend' who had a crush on her then casually made my exit." –Cian

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