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Nov 26, 2014
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Brad Pitt must’ve regretted jumping ship on his marriage with Jennifer Aniston (for his broodingly controversial matrimony to Angelina Jolie) the moment he saw Jen in Horrible Bosses. As Dr. Julia Harris, the man-eating dentist of every subordinate’s worst nightmares, Aniston flaunted her toned legs and ample cleavage in an effort to seduce a coy Charlie Day.

The sequel, Horrible Bosses 2, opens in cinemas today, and (fap, fap, fap) Jen is back to reprise her role as the sex-crazed boss you painfully don’t want to succumb to. You can see the trailer here.

In celebration of Jennifer Aniston’s rocking body of work, we cruised through her filmography and found the hottest movie moments of her long-standing career, ranked according to hotness. In this set, Jen shows why she’ll always be the boss lady that she is!


10)   THAT MOMENT SHE PROTESTED NEKKID IN
WANDERLUST

Although pixilated for censorship purposes, J-Aniston’s fine form is in full display as she goes on hippy-dippy mode in this hilarious rom-com. As Linda, the city-rat-turned-pot-smoking-psychedelics-tripping, polyamorous bohemian chick of your most liberal fantasies, the kooky actress strips down in an effort to save some land from corporal exploitation. Her comedic chops are on, ehem, full-display, in this LOL-inducer that will make you question your lifestyle principles.

And oh, there was also a scene where it is implied that she had an all-female orgy with her hippie friends. Woot!


9)   THAT TIME SHE DONNED A FRENCH MAID UNIFORM IN
FRIENDS WITH MONEY

Aniston isn’t afraid to pursue damaged characters as well. She gunned for darker roles in more independently produced flicks, and Friends with Money was one of them. As an LA-based maid surrounded by successful women, she tries to make ends meet while balancing a healthy personal life. Awkward hotness abounds when her crass boyfie buys her a French maid outfit and asks her to clean up before sadly jumping her bones. Thank you, doucheface!


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8)   WHEN BRUCE ALMIGHTY WISHED HER BOOBS WOULD BE HOLIER THAN THOU

If any man had the power of God in them, they’d miraculously subject boobies and butts to divine intervention. Thanks to Jim Carrey’s Bruce Almighty, Jen gets a gift from heaven. Praise the Lord!


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7)   HER BACK-BARING TURN IN
THE BREAK-UP

“Revenge is a dish best served in the buff,” said nobody ever. But considering the look on Vince Vaughn’s face, it seems that living with a knockout of an ex-girlfriend isn’t so bad after all. 

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6)   WHEN SHE MADE EVERY MAN WANT TO GET INTO HER HULA SKIRT IN
JUST GO WITH IT

We welcome any time we get to see Jen playing with coconuts! The bonus: Not only are you provided with Aniston in a not-so-traditional Hawaiian number, but we get to see Nicole Kidman be a little bit trashy as well.


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5)   THE SCENE WHERE HER STRADDLING PROWESS TOOK CENTER STAGE IN
THE BOUNTY HUNTER

This comical scene proves that all Jen needs for proper seduction are a tight top, some handcuffs, and a bedpost. The straddling, that’s all her.


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4)   DON’T FORGET HOW SHE BECAME THE ULTIMATE GROUPIE IN
ROCKSTAR

A ménage on the dance floor quickly turns into a kissing orgy of wild proportions. Here it’s apparent that Jennifer isn’t afraid of some sex, drugs, and rock and roll.


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3)   WHEN SHE BECAME A WET BAD GIRL IN
DERAILED

Don’t smack yourself in the head if you can’t remember the con-thriller that was this mess of a movie. The plot was thin, the acting weak, and the twist all too predictable. It does, however, feature Aniston in drenched clothes telling Clive Owen to fuck her. And when Jen criminally exclaims, “I think I wanna fuck you.” There should be no second thoughts to it.


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2)   THAT DAY SHE MADE US WISH WE HAD NYMPHOMANIAC DENTISTS IN
HORRIBLE BOSSES

If your boss was an evil, crazy bitch obsessed with ramming your brains out with her angry pussy, and she happened to look like the scantily-clad brunette in the scene below, you’d think that life was good. Jen’s dirty dentist proves, however, that sating your sweet tooth within office premises is a big no-no! Bad girl, Jen! Bad, bad girl! 


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1)   THE ENTIRE
WE’RE THE MILLERS

The best showcase of Jennifer Aniston’s wealth of sex appeal comes in the form of a stripper posing as a typical suburban housewife. Removing Capri pants and mom-tops has never looked this smoking. With Aerosmith’s “Sweet Emotion” playing in the background, Jen shakes her moneymaker in skin-tight lingerie, proving that even the grungiest of abandoned warehouses can be used for a strip show.


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