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Aug 20, 2014
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FHM Helps You Survive Hump Day: Girls And Chocolates!

Bored this Hump Day? Well, don't be! Here's FHM's quick solution: the most WTF, NSFW movie of the year, Wetlands!

This German sex-comedy first shocked an audience during its debut at the Sundance Film Festival held last January. The plot revolves around an obscure girl named Helen (Carla Juri), who's not your typical girly-girl. For one, she has very poor hygiene, as in the kind who routinely sticks a finger up her ass and doesn't mind disposing herself even in the pissiest, God-forsaken toilet in the world. Based on the trailer, she also: 1) Accidentally cuts her vajayjay while shaving; 2) Has a freaking plant growing on her lady parts.

Yep, this one's one crazy motha!

But enough talk, it's time for us to give you this week's FHM Hump Day Survival weapon! Gentlemen, behold, a frame-by-frame analysis of the trailer for the most NSFW, WTF, and 'Taena Di Nga movie of 2014! Enjoy!


Meet Helen, she proves that guys aren't the only ones who love to scratch "downstairs" while half-asleep!


Our protagonist has a curious appetite for sex...and icing. Hopefully, she's also into washing her hands. We all know where that finger had been.


What else can we say about Helen? Well, she's quite the skater, even without shoes!


And she's definitely not maarte! May mas malala pa pala sa public toilets natin!


Where's Michael V, err, Donya Ina when you need her?!


And because it's never fun to watch someone catch
E. coli, Helen is teleported to a way cleaner toilet!


NEXT: Helen gets bloody naked, literally!


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